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Why can't we just force 'em to fit the stereotypes of masculinity and femininity?

The cross-border drug traffic is becoming a CRISIS! BUILD THE WALL!

Yay! I own jerseys from two teams, one in each division! Guess which two?

I thought it was about GROOMERS!

No wildfires. It's all fake news. I can prove it.

There are no Canadian wildfires.

She really likes Danish?

Well, woulda been kinda pointless to send happy birthday drones.

Good. When whatever the kerfuffle is degenerates to the point of Canadians screaming at each other to revoke their gold stars, you know it's almost over.

That's no way to speak of your king!

"Boy, did YOU pick the wrong fuckin' guy!" --Paul Gross, Men With Brooms

I knew a married couple, Brian and Cindy Christ (pronounced "krist," rhyming with "mist"). I told 'em if they had a son, they should name him Jesus (Hay-soos) just so he'd spend his life correcting pronunciation of his name and incredulouse stares/comments from idiots. "Wait, your legal name...

Yes. Unearned. I also know the VC is made from bronze from two cannon captured from Napoleon's forces. After a couple of incidents of throwing hands with the Brits at the NAAFI, we got to know each other pretty well.

Yep, that's why global warming is fake news.

It might have been the very start of the modern upswing of faith in magic bullets. Everybody was wailing about how we needed a magic bullet to fix Y2K. Nope, we needed tens of thousands of programmers going through and fixing millions of lines of code.

The King Who Would Be Tampon is modest. Well, as modest as anybody with a dozen unearned medals can be.

Hunh. I also had a fiancee from Iowa. Far, FAR from Iowa.

Meet Madison Marsh, the new Miss America. 22 years old, the lovely Ms Marsh enjoys spending time with children and puppies, flying a private plane, graduating from the Air Force Academy with a degree in physics, being an Air Force second lieutenant, studying at Harvard University's Kennedy...

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