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  1. Tecumsehsbones

    BREAKING!! TRUMP HAS BEEN SHOT

    Yeah, the one who gets a chuckle out of somebody who thinks "(Stupid statement). Prove me wrong" is a valid argument.
  2. Tecumsehsbones

    BREAKING!! TRUMP HAS BEEN SHOT

    Is there proof you're not a fourteen-year-old girl in Fuckupistan just pretending to be a nor-real-bright Canadian MAGAhat?
  3. Tecumsehsbones

    BREAKING: Worldwide Cybersecurity glitch (CrowdStrike)

    "Broke the internet" is supposed to be a JOKE, dammit!
  4. Tecumsehsbones

    BREAKING: Worldwide Cybersecurity glitch (CrowdStrike)

    Well, orders for new Mercedes-Benzes from the legal community just spiked. That tell y'all anything?
  5. Tecumsehsbones

    BREAKING!! TRUMP HAS BEEN SHOT

    OOOooo! Did he raise the famous Hawley pussy-fist?
  6. Tecumsehsbones

    BREAKING: Worldwide Cybersecurity glitch (CrowdStrike)

    Pissing in the server rack? Yep, that'll do 'er!
  7. Tecumsehsbones

    Election 2024

    Oh. . . I thought you already were. Silly me! But I think it still takes a bit more than that to get into Parliament.
  8. Tecumsehsbones

    BREAKING: Worldwide Cybersecurity glitch (CrowdStrike)

    I blame Biden. Y'all can blame True Dope.
  9. Tecumsehsbones

    Election 2024

    I knew a guy, real, thirty-something mathematician, who used "razzlefratzing" in place of the usual. I always admired his control. And it was generally good for a grin.
  10. Tecumsehsbones

    BREAKING: Worldwide Cybersecurity glitch (CrowdStrike)

    Nah, it was the Democrats trying to DESTROY MURKA! I'd advise you to hide under the bed, but there's Reds there. How 'bout in the closet? The gays are mostly out of it. Should be room.
  11. Tecumsehsbones

    Election 2024

    I don't either. 400 million guns in private hands in the U.S.
  12. Tecumsehsbones

    Election 2024

    Psst! Had a bout of Tourette's there, amigo.
  13. Tecumsehsbones

    Election 2024

    To be clear, a "MAGA hat" is an article of clothing. A "MAGAhat" (no space) is a nominal human being, though one could be forgiven for mistaking them for livestock.
  14. Tecumsehsbones

    Hamas attacks Israel

    Right, right. PEACEFUL destruction of property! Like "peacekeeping operations."
  15. Tecumsehsbones

    Election 2024

    Humans will be fine. MAGAhats, hell, anybody's guess.
  16. Tecumsehsbones

    Hamas attacks Israel

    But. . . but. . . how will people know I'm not just a big fan of the Dutch monarchy? Or possibly their soccer team? Ambiguous messaging is bad form in destruction of property!
  17. Tecumsehsbones

    Hamas attacks Israel

    I'm going to start a protest movement to divest from Canada. What colour paint should I use?
  18. Tecumsehsbones

    Hamas attacks Israel

    Can you write that off on your taxes as a political contribution?
  19. Tecumsehsbones

    Hamas attacks Israel

    OK, clearly you don't have the app.
  20. Tecumsehsbones

    Hamas attacks Israel

    A nefarious PLOT by Russian hackers, I tells ya! Or maybe Elon Schmuck. Whatever. It's obviously a nefarious plot.
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