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    Hamas attacks Israel

    Oh. . . NOW you've done it! Existential crisis in the Great White North in 3. . . 2. . . 1. . .
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    Hamas attacks Israel

    Ambiguous vandals. How utterly fucking Canadian. "But what do you want to be inscrutable for, Felicia?"
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    Hamas attacks Israel

    "Eep, opp, ork, ah-ah." (Obscure Jetsons reference.}
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    Election 2024

    Dolly Parton would be the smartest person in the room! Actually, there's considerable evidence that she is.
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    Thinking Outside The Box. . .

    I think he dealt with one opponent's ear rather decisively!
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    Thinking Outside The Box. . .

    And you'll have to google who Iron Mike is.
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    Hamas attacks Israel

    I tend to favor "Kilroy was here." Hard to go wrong with the classics.
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    Hamas attacks Israel

    The suspects list has been narrowed down to "everybody in Canada."
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    BREAKING!! TRUMP HAS BEEN SHOT

    Too quick. More fun to set up a camera and watch 'em. See who goes cannibal first.
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    BREAKING!! TRUMP HAS BEEN SHOT

    Trying for a better fit with the leitmotif of the board.
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    Pierre Poilievre

    I agree. It's a simple matter of not allowing people to do whatever they can to amass money and power. Easy-peasy.
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    Election 2024

    I agree with Boomster. We should elect convicted felon Trump because he has bigger tits than Biden.
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    BREAKING!! TRUMP HAS BEEN SHOT

    Piece of piss. . . 1. Install heavy steel doors on Parliament. 2. Lock them inside. 3. Leave 'em there.
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    Thinking Outside The Box. . .

    I'm not sure America is ready for a Black man with facial tattoos. I would mention "speech impediment" and "brain damage," but we've already demonstrated those aren't a bar to getting elected.
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    Pierre Poilievre

    Sounds good, on one condition. . . no Federal "interference," no Federal money.
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    Canada is deporting migrants at its highest rate in more than a decade

    Jerry Pournelle had a solution for that. Sadly, it discriminated against the stupid and inept, so it was a no-go.
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    Thinking Outside The Box. . .

    Well, there was. . . but turns out ya can't run JFK's corpse.
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    Thinking Outside The Box. . .

    Wouldn't be the first time a major party collapsed in the U.S.
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    WE really need to get rid of this guy

    Sounds like "lashing out in panic" to me.
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    Thinking Outside The Box. . .

    Strategy for the Democrats in 2024. . . "Biden, rightly or wrongly, is too damaged. Nobody else has enough name recognition. Vote for whomever you like. We'll try again in '28. Enjoy convicted felon Trump." It has the advantage of being realistic.