BREAKING: Worldwide Cybersecurity glitch (CrowdStrike)

[B00Mer]

Who thinks this was just a "glitch"?

And who thinks it was a rival power hacking into America's vulnerable infrastructure -- perhaps as a dress rehearsal for something more?

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1814268813879206397

 

[B00Mer]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1814221518290755708

 

[Tecumsehsbones]

Nah, it was the Democrats trying to DESTROY MURKA!

I'd advise you to hide under the bed, but there's Reds there.

How 'bout in the closet? The gays are mostly out of it. Should be room.

 

[B00Mer]

Major banks, media, airports and airlines affected by major IT outage

Payment systems impacted in different parts of the world, including Australia and the UK.

Australia's government calls for emergency meeting

Significant disruption to some Microsoft services

911 services disrupted in several US states including Alaska, Arizona, Indiana, Minnesota, New Hampshire and Ohio.

Services at London Stock Exchange disrupted

Sky News is off air

 

[Tecumsehsbones]

Major banks, media, airports and airlines affected by major IT outage

Payment systems impacted in different parts of the world, including Australia and the UK.

Australia's government calls for emergency meeting

Significant disruption to some Microsoft services

911 services disrupted in several US states including Alaska, Arizona, Indiana, Minnesota, New Hampshire and Ohio.

Services at London Stock Exchange disrupted

Sky News is off air

I blame Biden.

Y'all can blame True Dope.

 

[B00Mer]

At least the Chinese are making good with the outage

 

[B00Mer]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1814249748343255420

 

[B00Mer]

CrowdStrike cybersecurity engineers right now

 

[Tecumsehsbones]

Pissing in the server rack?

Yep, that'll do 'er!

 

[B00Mer]

Microsoft sucks.. the server CC is on and my servers are all Linux.

More stable.

Waking up as a Linux user today

 

[B00Mer]

WOW!! I wonder if any of these businesses with be able to go After CrowdStrike and Microsoft for lost income

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1814312959713136778

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1814312807740895671

Map of 911 service outages in the US and Canada due to a global cyber outage.

Berlin Brandenburg Airport has suspended all flights due to the global disruption. All flights from Berlin are suspended for the next 5 hours.

The Azure cloud computing platform, developed and managed by Microsoft and used by hundreds of large corporations, is broken.

Britain's medical system has been disrupted by a cyber glitch. Telecommunications giant SkyNews is paralyzed.

 

[Tecumsehsbones]

WOW!! I wonder if any of these businesses with be able to go After CrowdStrike and Microsoft for lost income

Well, orders for new Mercedes-Benzes from the legal community just spiked.

That tell y'all anything?

 

[Tecumsehsbones]

"Broke the internet" is supposed to be a JOKE, dammit!

 

[B00Mer]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1814237301054005565

 

[B00Mer]

For all you tech savvy folks out there..

I'd suggest you go into your PC settings and suspend/pause any PC Microsoft updates right now.. because it might crash your PC if starts to look for an update or gets a bad patch/upload.

To disable the Automatic Updates for Windows Servers and Workstations manually, follow the steps given below:

1. Click start>Settings>Control Panel>System.
2. Select the Automatic Updates tab.
3. Click Turn off Automatic Updates.
4. Click Apply.
5. Click OK.

 

[Tecumsehsbones]

The traditional way to shut down a rogue computer is to tell it to calculate the value of pi to the last decimal place.

 

[B00Mer]

Bill Gates after Microsoft worldwide outage

 

[B00Mer]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1814251496118083922

 

[B00Mer]

DAMAGE CONTROL

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1814290557746728973

 

[Tecumsehsbones]

I tried hitting "CTRL-ALT-DEL."

With a hammer.

Didn't fix the computer, but I feel better.