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With apologies to Lennon/McCartney Three days a week I lu-uh-uh-uh-uhv you The rest of the week Please fuck off and leave me be

I'm pretty sure tackling a naked chick has potential ramifications nobody wanted to deal with.

This is an emergency announcement from the Emergency Broadcast System. Authorities recommend that all citizens find a sheltered space, underground if possible, and assume the emergency position. Bend over, tuck your head between your knees, and kiss your ass good-bye.

To a conservative, this is PROOF that each and every non-binary person is just an attention whore.

Funny how many of those "ordinary tourists" are in prison. But I'm sure your "alternative media" will comfort you that they're completely innocent and being horribly oppressed by whatever bugaboo you're into.

Wait. . . you actually bought the "normal tourist visit" line? I know some Capitol cops who'd like a word with you.

I wish I was like you and thought anything that couldn't be definitively disproven MUST be true! But that would require hitting myself in the head with a hammer repeatedly, and I don't like pain.

Yeah, remember 2021? When the Democrats squealed that the election was STOLEN! and tried to overthrow the Constitution?

Yeah, you just wish it was 1953.

Hell, most of 'em.

FDR said he didn't think Jews could be good Americans. Not Zionists, Jews. And I don't recollect the Nazis ever saying they were going after Zionists. Anti-Jewish discrimination and violence is as European as the Rhine and the Thames (and the St. Lawrence and the Darling).

I'm an equal-opportunity slammer. It doesn't matter what you call your Great Big Sky Daddy, you're still making up an imaginary friend because you lack the character to stand on your own.

Are the CONservatives any different?

Cheri Peele (seriously?) is easily shocked.

Don't much care. You all act the same to us.

Thank you for proving my point so neatly.

What the hell is it with you people and Jews?

Yep, he's a politician, all right.

I don't recollect a Khalistani Nation before 1609. . .

You don't think, you just copy shit from the internet.