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And deport every single Meskin, even the ones whose great-grandpappys were already here when we swiped half of Mexico in 1848.

OK, clearly animal control guy has never seen a coyote. Not surprising. Not a lot of coyotes in New England.

Don't really know what you're on about now, but have a day.

That's pretty much what it takes.

It's how IQ is figured. Sore-ree.

Once upon a time I would have said "Figure the odds of that happening." Now I can't say. "Crazy" and "criminal" certainly aren't disqualifying anymore. Maybe "not good on TV" will turn out to be the defining no-go.

He's gonna be Secretary of Health and Human Services (maybe). When's the last time you saw one of those on the news?

Ding-ding-ding! About 55-60% of eligible voters actually vote typically. Particularly controversial elections have bigger turnouts. I would have explained that to pgs, but why bother? It's like discussing astrophysics with pigs. For pgs, anything that doesn't go his way is always the Great...

By definition, half the country have two-digit IQs. An IQ of 100 is the median for whatever group one is testing.

That's how the Sultan of Brunei (on the island of Borneo between Asia and Australia) keeps his throne. Brunei has lots of oil, and the Sultan skims his half and pays the rest direct to every citizen. What's not to love?

I was in Toronto to see a play, and at the break I nipped into the gents', and as I came out I saw the long queue for the ladies. I announced to the waiting women "Ladies, statistically women live eight years longer than men in North America. Which just about makes up for the time y'all spend...

Great line from Aliens. . . MALE MARINE: Hey, Vasquez, anybody ever mistake you for a man? CPL VASQUEZ: No. How 'bout you?

It could happen to you. Maybe.

No, President-elect Trump was elected to the Presidency by the majority of those who voted. That comes with a number of restrictions to his alleged mandate. It's in a document we call the Constitution.

Maybe he'll work Harder.

Oddly, in South Canada, to "table" something means to remove it from consideration, putting it off until another day, or possibly no other day. Exact opposite of what it means here. "Two great peoples divided by a common language." --Shaw

You couldn't handle Grandma!

And Beloved Daddy-Poo to all little boys and girls who have sat on his lap! What's that poking me? That's something special called the King's Finger, my little subject!

Good idea. You should write to your senator about that.

"Become?"