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I'll express-mail you a tube of butthurt cream. Oops. . . postal strike. Sorry.

I assume it's "the liberals," capital or small "L" that are doing this?

They're sneaky, y'know.

Not that you're a sexist or nothing, mind.

Aww, that's so cute! It's like listening to an eight-year-old in special class trying to be sarcastic.

Hmm. . . That's an idea! Lets have "Pretty Normal" washrooms and "Bat-Shit Crazy" washrooms!

Nah, y'all been about as good to the Jews as those Christ-killers have any right to expect.

Question. . . exactly what is this "deep state" MAGAhats are going on about? The reason I ask is because there's a fair number of 'em on this board.

You mean "back to" the days when a Texas judge, sentencing two good ol' boys who murdered two gay men, stated on the record that he was giving them the minimum sentence because "it wasn't like they had murdered a young mother." That what you're hankering to go back to?

Yep. Different in that Joe didn't lie about having them. He encouraged the Feds to come find 'em and take 'em back. What did your Orange Jesus do?

There's actually some truth in that.

Don't worry, Ron. Pretty soon Pete Poolover'll be in the Big Chair and y'all can have the cops arrest all the trans Commie atheists!

Could be. He had boxes full at Moron Lardo. How many had he previously sold to his boss?

From what?

Let's hear it for multiple sources!

Yeah, but the glow-in-the-dark sushi is pretty rad, dude!

But. . . but. . . wutabout the DANGER!?!?! What a load of shit. There's been "danger" ever since Ugg tied a sharp rock to his stick. You engineer for it.

I once actually won an argument over nuclear power. Rare. Usually you can marshal every fact in the universe. . . makes no difference. As the saying goes "One convinced against their will/Is of the same opinion still." In this case, however, I pointed out that over 400,000 deaths per year...

Apparently not to the fine, upstanding, not-a-racist Americans who stroked out over it.

That's a take-off on an iPhone ad that's running down here is South Canada. Exact same thing. . . two kids outside the parents' bedroom door listening to them as they talk in glowing terms about the new iPhone, and thinking they're boinking. Of course it's not an OUTRAGE when a big company...