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Almost 800 years in Ireland. Then they stopped. WITHOUT any change in the status of Northern Ireland. And they had an entire culture of songs, stories, plays, and poems about how the Brits had murdered Grandpa, raped Grandma, and threw the family off the land.

Heh-heh. You're so cute.

Asked and answered. Post 4182.

Well, when he was asked, Trump said that if he ran for President, he'd do so as a Republican because they're stupid. Or so the meme says. In fact in a 1987 interview, he identified as a Republican. So if he's a "former Democrat," the conversion was a long time back.

I'm sorry your sis got polio. Still, probably pretty funny watching her walk. . .

Got that whole "Cruella DeVille streak" thing goin' on.

It's OK, Tulsi. We've called the WAAAAHmbulance for you.

That's a great threat! It's menacing and confusing at the same time!

Converter heads are free, too. Just run down to the auto-parts store and pick one up. Fit nicely in a pocket.

Zuck yourself, asshole! If you can bend over that far. . .

But. . . but. . . chrome lug nuts are FREE! All ya need's a lug wrench!

Elon Musk is messing with you. . . or maybe me. Probably both.

Dealing drugs and gangbanging have lousy health care.

Don't confuse him. He ain't real bright.

Hey, they're doing the jobs Americans don't want!

That'th quite a lithp you have there.

Could be. Better safe than sober. . . er. . . sorry.

Medicinal liquor? Hmm. . . I have been feeling a mite peaked lately.

Sigh. The noun form of "correct" is "rectitude." Only imbeciles make nouns by taking adjectives and adding "ness."

See, that's why the Kennedys made it to the top. They dealt in whiskey. I keed, I keed! I've actually had some quite decent Canadians lately.