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The Men of Westernesse are! They just call it "incorruptible" cuz, y'know, English.

Just don't buy a Tesla. They tend to catch fire and attract bullets, paint, and rocks.

Wait. . . aren't "natural" and "organic" CNFTL propaganda?

Maybe Dementia Donny'll pardon Jack Teixeira. . . and make him SecDef.

I assure you the reaction in the professional intelligence community is blind fury and withering disgust.

I think Pete covered it. . . first 2 1/2 minutes.

"Deny it's happening" is about a 70 IQ solution.

He was a goalie. Goalies don't do face-offs. Duh.

Is it a magic hoard? How else would you change history?

Do those figures include the average annual haul of bribes & graft?

He wasn't a racist. He was concerned about illegal immigration! Trump'll pardon him.

Maybe we should make y'all the fifty-second state, and Greenland the fifty-first. That way, your PM'll only be a governor. And nobody knows (or cares) from governors. Hell, I can't rightly recollect who MY governor is.

Well, there's your problem right there! Your spirited, thoughtful, and inspirational exhortation won't fit on a red baseball cap! Have you tried "Drill baby drill!"?

No confusion at all. Just ignorance.

Hush, now. He thinks those are the only two possible stati. Don't shatter his illusions that he's as expert on U.S. immigration law as he is on Greenland. Hmm. . . actually, he probably is.

Article Only the best people, right, shit-for-brains?

Well, the Irish Republican Army doesn't have "employees," per se. But to your larger point, yeah, Canaduh sucks ass.

Getting another citizenship or two isn't difficult. Unless you're stupid.

Is that what happened to you? Makes sense.