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    Heat wave coming on week end

    Looks like a steady 27C and sunny here. Perfect.
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    It's Pink© Week

    I'm going to kick it off by buying a Pink© T-Fal© frying pan laced with perfluorowhatchamaclits, some Pink© slippers and a Pink© bath robe bleached and dyed with God only knows what. That ought to save a boob or two. I don't feel like going to the park and walking in circles believing I'm...
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    Green In Action

    I had an extra 16 minutes this morning to reflect on the achievements of the green movement while I waited for a brand spankin' new 220+ car oil tanker train. The stars faded out to reveal a picture perfect morning in the pristine Prairie sky with nary a windmill blocking the view. No glints...
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    Woman Dressed As V a g i n a Saves Man Dressed As P e n i s From Attacker

    She deserves a vag of honor. Joanne Tremarco was costumed as a vulva when her trusty-sidekick Chris Murray, clad in a p e n I s outfit, was attacked, the Central Somerset Gazette reported. The pair are members of the theater group Nomadic Academy For Fools. On June 14, they were on the...
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    They're back!!!

    'Tis the season to take cover.... Fa fafa fa fafa fa fa f*ck!
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    Happy Aboriginal Day!

    Anyone else going to watch the dancers and eat buffalo burgers today?
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    Demise of Detroit...

    A few fun facts about the Motor City 1 – Detroit was once the fourth-largest city in the United States, and in 1960 Detroit had the highest per-capita income in the entire nation. 2 – Over the past 60 years, the population of Detroit has fallen by 63 percent. 3 – At this point, approximately...
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    Canadian two-armed v i b r a t o r maker wins U.S. patent case

    What's the buzz? Tell me what's happening. WASHINGTON – Couples in the United States looking to spice up their sex lives will have to do without certain adult toys after a U.S. trade panel ruled on Monday that some companies are violating a patent held by a Canadian company for a two-armed v I...
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    Now we have too many polar bears

    Soon Coke will be sold in plastic cans so they don't cut their lips or freeze their tongues.
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    Now we have too many polar bears

    It's the pictures of polar bears on the cans that attracts them. A fairly large percentage of polar bears prefer Pepsi yet no bear has froze it's tongue on Pepsi cans.
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    Now we have too many polar bears

    After sticking their tongues to frozen cans of Coke, yes.
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    Now we have too many polar bears

    I don't know about that. They are probably deaf too.
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    Now we have too many polar bears

    Not really, they are all blind and don't get very far.
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    Now we have too many polar bears

    and they are all blind.
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    M & Ms

    You're buying from the wrong producer if you can't pick your animal while still alive or hanging in abattoir
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    M & Ms

    T-bones, rib steak, rib eye, ground, roasts, etc. What would you expect?
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    Global Warming: still the ‘Greatest Scam in History’

    It's a theory that we're in an Ice Age and have been for over 2 million years?
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    Global Warming: still the ‘Greatest Scam in History’

    We are in an Ice Age and have been for the past 2 million years. That is a fact. Are you willing and able to accept that fact?
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    Global Warming: still the ‘Greatest Scam in History’

    Of course you don't. It is way way way over you head.
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    Global Warming: still the ‘Greatest Scam in History’

    Why would you bother telling a geologist what the Milankovitch Cycle is? Boredom? Stupidity? It was man that caused the 30 prior interglacial periods?