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I'd increase their pay. And impose an absolute ban on outside income, except for return on investment in a blind trust.

Same in many states here. But if you moved recently, the fact that you register in your new residence and your registration in your old residence hasn't been deleted yet is PROOF OF VOTER FRAUD! For idiots, that is.

I'd have to look into it in detail (which I won't), but knowing Texas (I lived there), most of it's probably the result of shoddy record-keeping, e.g., a person moving from San Angelo to Dallas, registering properly there, and Tom Greene County never quite getting around to cancelling the...

Gulags kinda suck, too.

Pronoun crisis. "You don't know, man! You weren't there!"

Well, DC is having its annual snow"storm" (about two inches (5 cm)), expecting around 4-6 total (10-15 cm). Watching my neighbors pathetically and futilely struggling to get their tactical SAVs up a gentle, well-paved incline reminds me that it's uncharitable to laugh at the misfortune of...

According to my back-of-the-envelope calculations, he spends 40 G in a little under two seconds, waking, sleeping, on the can, or jerking off.

Auto racing, Formula One. Some people are actually convinced that's a "sport."

Done.

Seventeen million registered voters in Texas in 2020. 450,000 duplicate registrations. That's about a 2.6% error rate. And not the first shred of evidence that a duplicate registration led to multiple voting. Stop the Steal, indeed.

The REAL catch is that the corporate bosses are working hard to figure out what'll be the best land in future. And buy it.

Which one? New York or Leipzig?

Emigrate?

OK, I was just messing with your typo, but I enjoyed the story.

OK, now THAT's funny!

Oh, no! Ya just KNOW this'll become a government mandate in 3. . . 2. . . 1. . .

Well, technically he didn't say the unvaxxed are racist, but that was certainly his message. But, I'm pretty sure heavily implying that anti-vaxxers are racists and misogynists will convince them to get the vaccine. In some universe. Somewhere out there in the multiverse. I think I'll stick...

Traditionally, Russia, China, and Ukraine were "Second World." I should think Taiwan was classed as "First World."

And exactly how do we know the maintenance person was gay, tax? Did you find out this information over a couple of fruity umbrella drinks?

Next up for BC. . . microwaves!