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Lithuanian. . . rum.

Ordered a lot of stuff from Amazon. Never made me feel fulfilled.

Used to get CBC on skip whilst driving late at night. My favorite was a news piece about a man in Edinburgh, Scotland who opened a cafe and called it "McDonald's." He received the usual threatening letter from McDonalds. Who were a bit surprised to receive a letter back that said. . ...

Swearing in Hannity. . . "Do you solemnly swear that the testimony you are about to give shall be. . . oh, forget it."

The mechanism is different from the usual "weakened or dead viri" mechanism of older vaccines. Why is it not performing as advertised? Mutation of the virus. Same reason there's a new flu vaccine every year. Do we still mask and socially distance? Yes. Why? Because the vaccine is less...

Wow, you're one tough lad! On the internet.

Already got it (along with the dozens of other diseases I've been vaccinated against), I wear protective gear because I ain't stupid, and I'm enjoying telecommuting a lot. You feel free to not get vaccinated, drive without a seatbelt and otherwise ignore sensible safety precautions, and keep...

Psst! It ain't because you're not vaxxed.

Well, ya know. . . the beaver is one of the national symbols of Canada.

The funny part is that Moosie and his cohort are absolutely certain this is the smoking gun, proof positive that the whole thing was a set-up by Biden and the Democrats. Yep, they are so profoundly retarded that the thought just never crosses their tiny little minds that the President of the...

That actually explains a great deal.

What does Quebec have to do with me being drunk?

Old joke: What will a Parisian do if you ask him the time? A: Correct your grammar, laugh at your accent, sneer at your tie, and walk away.

Digress as much as you like. I'm lovin' it!

What, you never heard of JetSkis?

Nonsense! The internet has always existed! Just ask anybody under 35.

Grandmother could smell MY bullshit from another galaxy. And the woman had a black belt in wooden spoon.

Sadly, anyplace with snow and a change in elevation of a meter or more over a kilometre has ski lifts. And ski douchebags. One of the things I liked about the ski resort town of Garmisch-Partenkirkchen in Bavaria back in the day was that the nearby Armed Forces Recreation Center tended to keep...

Of course it's a sport. Just jerking your chain, Johnny. How you been? Good to see you back. Now, HERE's a tough question. Golf. . . game or sport?