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And yet you and yours are shit-scared of them.

Yep. The taxman took down Capone too.

Things go better with a pile o' cash. . .

Well, our press is now breathlessly reporting the shocking news that there are Americans among the truckers. Yep, "foreign agitators.'

Pretty hard to challenge True Dope's expertise in insulting truth.

It's their own fault for not getting Education degrees. They coulda been teachers! Or Prime Minister.

OK. . . I know ND is North Dakota, but what the heck is SK? Southern Kansas?

You should check out the hard rock version of Thunderstruck sometime. . .

I imagine Tom getting home after announcing his retirement and finding Gisele standing there, arms crossed, foot tapping, looking pretty annoyed.

Good. Everybody in that kind of position should be audited.

Here's some terms I picked up in a little-known document called the Constitution. . . "Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort." U.S. Const., Art. III, sec. 3. Now. . . is invading the seat...

I agree. It was treason. Know something else, Ron? If you go into a bank in a Bozo the Clown mask, hand the teller a note written in purple crayon, and the magazine falls out of your gun while you're waving it around, that's still armed robbery. It's about intent, not competence.

Ph.D.s, sonny. Keep trying. You'll catch up eventually.

Well, Sleepy'll be happy.

Wait. . . they might KILL him? Damn, y'all Canadians play ROUGH! :oops:

Ya mean. . . Outagamie County is the big, bad, CommieNazi leftist BLM scary dark people antifa SOSHULISTS who stole the election from Your Own Personal Jesus? Funny, I think I woulda picked someplace more consequential that a county in the ass-end of Wisconsin.

If there had been a lot of Canadian flags, it woulda been deemed an invasion instead.

Well, ya gotta dumb things down for anti-vax morons. They don't deal well with multisyllable words.

Not yours, x-meat.

You must be so proud. On behalf of the United States of America, I would like to thank our valued friend and ally to the north for making us look slightly less stupid.