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Why don't y'all just deliver stuff by dogsled? According to Due South, that's the primary mode of transportation in Canada.

Fixing to take the your response to a Heyer level, Boomster?

Well, I guess she'd win the swimsuit competition.

Whenever somebody starts yapping about "the electorate" or "the people," you can be sure they mean "the ones that agree with me."

So. . . what do y'all think'll break out first? Boredom or shooting?

Statement of Coutts resident Dougie McKenzie, upon leaving (well, staggering out of) a local tavern at 1:30 a.m.: "The fuck, dood?"

Wait. . . did you just (gently) criticise Alberta? Oh dear. The world has, indeed, turned upside down. I thought the Men of Westernesse could do no wrong?

Have you considered mercenaries. . . um. . . "security consultants?" What with our drawdowns in the Middle East, I hear a lot of 'em are at loose ends.

Good. Now you can sit at the grown-ups' table! Yer gonna. . . start. . . World War One. Ohhh-KAY.

Guess y'all gotta go back to eating moose knuckles and snow. Or you could kill a bunch of folk. Pour encourager les autres. --Voltaire (That's French, by the way. I know y'all ain't got none of that in Canada.)

It's all part of the great Jewish Black Conpiraceeee to Hurt Boomster's Feels.

And they're still alive. Go figure. Canadians, enit?

Well. . . he has better hair than any American president since Lincoln!

So ya can't say he ain't qualified to be a politician. . .

I didn't hear about this! Poor groundhogs! What is it with you bloodthirsty Canucks? Baby seals, groundhogs, FN women. . .

I assume it's one from Column A, two from Column B, etc. In the war of circulation It sells newspapers --Billy Bragg

You could do worse than Murphy Brown as PM. Hmm. . . come to think of it, you ARE doing worse!

“I didn’t vote for him, but he’s my President, and I hope he does a good job.” --John Wayne on the election of JFK We had a tougher breed of conservatives back then.

Ya mean. . . a politician LIED? Shocking, I tells ya! Shocking!