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Ya mean. . . one of Biden's relatives has a JOB? In the PRIVATE SECTOR? Shocking!

Full credit that they did this for some reason other than to attack other Canadians.

Cops: "I'm sorry, but i just gotta ask. Why are you naked?" Protester: "FREEEEE-DOM!" Cops: "OK, Wilma Wallace, Get in the cell. We'll see if we can scare you up some gym shorts and a T-shirt. Or maybe a kilt."

Call it a "statue garden." Until Spring. . . Then call it a "biohazard."

Got to the Peace Tower, ten days without a shower And there I settled in Honked my horn while I looked at porn And harassed some Asian women No microchips for me cuz I'm scared of 5G I guess you're outta luck Cuz I'm as dumb as a man can come But I got me a great big truck Cuz we got a Freedumb...

My money's on "not with a bang but a whimper." Seeing as that's how it started.

Only in the one-in-a-billion event that they survive atmospheric entry and hit the mold.

Yep. In math, that's called the "reflexive axiom." A=A.

Shooting star, maybe.

TWICE? Bah Gawd, it's an OUTRAGE! Better overthrow your democracy and install a Trucker Junta. Cuz that's FREEDUMB!

Naturellement!

Gotta beta-test it first. Well, after I finish writing it. . . And learn to play guitar.

That rubber stamp gets a lot of use. NB: In many states, a warrant can be signed by a "magistrate," a significantly lower bar than judge.

Well, I turned around, went to Ottawa town And there I spent a week Bothering folk, it ain't no joke With all my fellow short-bus freaks I said "Trudeau has got to go" To my good buddy Howard "I can pee on democracy Cuz I'm a moron coward"

Got to the border, all in order But they wouldn't let me pass Said "Listen, fool, you're breaking the rules Ya gotta get the vax" I said "No, sirree, no vax for me Even if it leaves me in the lurch Cuz motherfucker, I'm a Canadian trucker And I did my own research!"

Silly California. Don't they no there's no racism in America? Never was. Just ask any White "conservative."

I'm writing new lyrics to the song "Convoy." Sakatchewan, at the break of dawn A-rolling on down the road Carryin' beer for the Yanks to cheer And a full-up viral load

97%, according to the FBI.

Well, they're about half a millennium of slavery, discrimination, and brutality. The Freedumb Convoy is about a hissy fit.

I'm sure our friendly neighborhood shrieking Chicken Littles will make much of her Chinese ancestry. See, it's all a Great Big EEE-vil Conspiraceeeeee!