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Get out there and SHOW them you're an orange land-whale with ADD on meth!

'Twill end not with a bang but a whimper.

"If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog." --Misattributed to Harry Truman

Couldn't be. A majority of Canadian truckers are non-white, according to Boomster.

Good idea. No worse than communist Canada.

Sounds like neither they nor you understand the full scope of their complaints. How about you give your best shot at knocking together a Bill to Alleviate Government Shit. What you're describing isn't a protest, it's a kid that needs a nap.

I calculate, what with the truckers blocking the Freedom Bridge now, the U.S. should be looking for more reliable auto-parts suppliers. No sense in relying on foreign countries.

Well, I'm right sorry about your daddy. I wish he'd been better to ya.

With all due respect, harry, I consider you just a li'l teeny bit biased on the subject.

Roger that. You'd think an Ed major woulda learned better communication/interaction skills. Well, maybe he wasn't a very good student.

Yeah, I own a single-family home. My brother and his wife live in it.

If you take 'em in, they won't be. I'm actually kinda serious. The single home for a nuclear family is a fairly recent thing, historically. It wasn't actually ordained by Gawd.

The trick is to be on the payoff side.

It's all about where it can be done most cheaply. (With plenty of "the payoffs and the ripoffs/And the things nobody saw" mixed in.)

And you might be using gas refined in Texas. The whole idea of "Canadian" or "American" oil & gasoline is a fiction (except for your own targetted gasoline purchases).

Damn! I gotta launch a crypto-currency called "Bullshit." I'll be a gazillionaire!

Crap! I don't know who that is! Shoot me a PM, mentalfloss.

We feel a deep obligation to help our client states as they stumble along the path to civilization. White Man's Burden and all that, y'know. There's more to it than just letting 'em snuggle under our nuclear umbrella.

I read someplace that they were sending a Federal suit to talk to the truckers. Good move. Shoulda been one waiting when they rolled into town, meathead.

My Politics-to-English dictionary translates "resources" to "money." Like I said, ain't real concerned about that. The only thing that wouldn't make a boss cop cry for more money is. . . OK, there's nothing that wouldn't make a boss cop cry for more money.