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They should probably eliminate the carbon tax and institute thumb tax.

Of course they're wrong. As new information comes in, the theories will be modified to account for it. Unlike the "infallible word of Allah" written by a seventh-century barbarian who had not the foggiest notion what a star or a bacterium are.

It's OK, Bill. They thought the Treaty of Versailles in 1918 would end war.

So you're a love child? Now THAT's a song!

Nothing "free" about True Dope's ways. All toll road.

Hmm. . . turns out you're right. Alabama, South Carolina, and Tennessee. Maybe the cops can murder a woman who takes drugs whilst pregnant. That'll save the "unborn human!"

I would say "That's not a crime," but I've seen plenty of evidence that cops don't know the criminal code any better'n anybody else.

Yeah, I'm a real peach. Wasn't very kind to the duck, now was I?

You basically missed the entire 60s and 70s, didn't you? Bob Dylan was the man who proved that you can have a superstar career as a singer even if your singing sounds like a duck being dragged ass-backward through a knothole.

Did it have three working orifices?

Could be the single greatest roundup of morons in U.S. history.

Well, that explains this board.

Can you spare us a recitation of your love of dick, please? Not that there's anything WRONG with that. . .

You guess, all right. Does the term "persecution complex" ring any bells?

Wannabes.

Just as gold coin gave way to banknotes. The banknote did not spring full-formed from the mind of Gawd and not every technological advance is designed to take away yer rahts.

Probably the EEE-vil groomers.

Wow, you've had Beatles for a long time!

I actually proposed unifying the currencies back then. A whole bunch of Canadians shouted me down, apparently sure that the rise of the Canadollar would continue. Oops.

Something that happens in a country called Canada. You've never been there.