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Visit beautiful downtown Damascus! It's the city that rhymes with "barrel-bomb!"

Yep. Part of it's the paranoia. The other part is the availability and widespread ownership of guns.

Agree with the first part. As to the second, I'd point out this shooting was in a rural area. The five states with the highest murder rates are Louisiana, Alaska, South Carolina, Missouri, and Alabama. None of them are particularly highly urbanized.

Pretty much. So why don't you fuck off?

I doubt I'll make it, like your IQ will never make it. But if I do, I'll have the mother-wit to not open a door if I fear what's on the other side.

Suitable for English teeth.

To be fair, the kid coulda avoided all this by simply saying "Mama, no WAY I'm going into Klantown after dark! Get the damn kids yourself!"

Take up the White man's burden -- Send forth the best ye breed -- Go bind your sons to exile To serve your captives' need; To wait in heavy harness On fluttered folk and wild -- Your new-caught, sullen peoples, Half devil and half child. Take up the White Man's burden -- In patience to abide...

I figured this would get to White guys whining about how hard-done-by they are pretty quick. White Man's Burden must be pretty heavy.

Yep, that Soo-ey 75'll mess ya up!

White Kansas City man, 85, charged in shooting of Black teen Sixteen-year-old Ralph Yarl was shot twice — once in the head — after knocking on the wrong door after being sent by his parents to retrieve his siblings from a friend’s house Article Well, at least he didn't Khill him.

Cold war ended quite a spell back. Our military shrank too.

Will they have the historic "uniform" of Henry V's army?

That probably made sense in your head.

The afterlife, as depicted by most religions, sounds dull as dogshit. You sit around and adore the Boss. Forever.

Um. . . Kari Lake is not running for government office in Georgia. She's a resident of Arizona, and ran for governor of Arizona in 2020.

And what will you and your fellow Allah-lickers do there all day, forever?

You're right. The Washington Post should check in with you and ask what you want them to write about.

Actually, Shawnee canoes were pretty pathetic.

You flatlanders're weird.