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Ever seen a Saturn V lift off?

God Save the King, Blackie. Seriously.

Whaddaya mean "we," white man? I'm giving Blackie's worship of the Shiny Hat the contempt it deserves. If you're of a religious bent, it's called "idolatry."

Don't care what delusions you hold close to your innards.

I didn't watch it. Sorry, not sorry.

Well, with all the men in dresses kissing each other, and everybody looking faaaaaabulous, I congratulate Brits on their wholehearted acceptance and celebration of trans people.

Well, calling her Old Stick is kinda mean.

That you are. We even have a song about it. . . We looked down the river and we seed the British come And there must have been a hundred of'em beatin' on the drum They stepped so high and they made their bugles ring We stood behind our cotton bales and didn't say a thing We fired our guns and...

Britain puts on a decent parade. Now, if it was on the moon, I'd be impressed.

You mean Anne?

Is "jet off a broad" Brit slang for something disgusting?

I guess it's understandable. Most people like a little privacy for applying lube. The Archbishop of Canterbury, enit? Kinky!

An old man being dragged down the street in a centuries-out-of-date vehicle with 4000 soldiers makes you the greatest country?

Wait. . . they lube him up?

Most other Shiny Hats have.

1,200 or 12,000? Or maybe 120,000?

So, upon what do you base your criteria of whether someone is worthy of a call to emergency services?

Not necessarily. He could drink some tea, or have somebody stumble into him. Or be found in bed with a dead girl or a live boy.

Kidnapped and tied to the cinema seat, enit?

Star's mommy should correct Star's eating habits.