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Yep. It's the skimmings off the beer vats. "Vegemite" in Australia

The story was lifted from The Epic of Gilgamesh. Like pretty much everything else in Genesis.

Kinda like it's hard for you to fake awesomeness.

Yep, nothing like trying to fit into some old jeans to bring you to that conclusion.

Tell ya what. I won't ask how much they're worth. Because I don't care. Deal?

Hundreds. Nine billion, according to Arthur C. Clarke.

Good thing we have the gentle, enlightened Moose-slums to reveal their treachery. Just like their great prophet Al-Adolf did.

Which one?

The Chicken Little, for example, the ones who wail that allowing transgender people to use their preferred washroom will lead to an all-consuming epidemic of child molestation.

Why, those sneaky Jews!

Projectile dysfunction.

According to Genesis, Gawd said he would put an end to all people (Gensis 6:13), and that he would bring floodwaters to destroy every creature and all life under the heavens (Genesis 6:17). And he commanded Noah to bring into the ark two of all living creatures, male and female (Genesis 6:19).

Well, he has his ball and his stick, so I guess he's a happy king.

Great. A bunch of hung-over, exhausted Brits "helping out" between puking sessions.

Kinda get the feeling Allah's just fucking with us? "For my next trick. . ."

Poor little tyranny victim.

He thinks repetition adds truth value. Which, to be fair, is pretty much a standard tactic of religions.

Meh, undefined term. I'm happy to concede that Britain is the skwimalest country in the universe.

With all the men in dresses and men kissing men, why didn't they just call it a Pride Parade?

Yeah, but I was commenting on the article spam posted with the contard spazzing out over the color red being an offense to Truth, Justice, and the Canadian Way. That's pretty funny. I don't give a fuck less who you vote for.