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Motherfuckers burned the White House too! OK, maybe that wasn't so bad. . .

Of course, the Vanuatuans have been bungee jumping for centuries, but it's not "invented" until a White guy does it.

16 shot dead in Lewiston, Maine. Thoughts n' prayers for mental health. . .

They beat up a bunch of young boys? Whoa, soccer's more interesting than I thought!

Ever done an untethered parachute jump?

Ugh. I don't know how many times I've explained to people "It's not discrimination if you're mistreated and you're (whatever). It's discrimination if you're mistreated BECAUSE you're (whatever). You need to prove the 'because.'"

We got an operation going on But it don't need to trouble me and you The country boys'll do the fighting Now that fighting's all a country boy can do. --James McMurtry, Operation Never Mind

A gentleman never tells.

You're so oppressed.

You probably forgot that Iraq was a client state of the USSR at the time.

He might yet bounce back.

Torchy is like the soccer or hockey fan celebrating the AMAZING goal his team scored in what was otherwise a 15-1 shellacking.

Good. Considering Canadian Conservatives are somewhat to the left of American Democrats, be nice to have Canada move a little closer to us. Here's a question, Ron. Whom do you think Pete Poo-lover would rather work with, if he becomes PM? Biden or Trump?

Whatever you need to believe, loser.

Remember, thirty-eight umpty-gazillion cops were murdered last year! They have a right to defend themselves from deadly melanin!

"Hunh. You'd like to." --Graham Greene, Thunderheart

He's just mad cuz when he shows all and sundry what he's got, women point and laugh.

Sorry, had a massive pizza order to deliver. Baltimore was celebrating the Ravens' epic ass-kicking of the Detroit Lions. Whataboutery has certain legitimate uses, like pointing out that Islam is certainly not alone in advocating jihad against other beliefs. Particularly given the tenor of so...

Fortunately, McConnell hopes to oppose them with the Alliance of Stupid: Trump, McConnell, and Gym Jordan.

When the Brits divide up their ex-colonies to their satisfaction, you pretty much know there's gonna be a war there.