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The Toxic Farts Band?

Good for him. I loved Her Majesty's reserve, but it seems like he's genuinely a "people's King."

A Hamas guerrilla and an Israeli soldier would flip a loonie to decide who gets to shoot 'em.

Especially in summer, I think you'd enjoy a Spatlese. Very light, medium sweet. Careful, it's easy to drink a lot of it. :D

Unfortunately, they're Israelis, not Scots. If they were Scots, they could say something epic like "Hae doon wit' yer clattering and whinging! This time is for all!"

What does she like? Sweet? Dry? Light? Heavy? Look into the variations of the German (or Canadian) Rieslings. . . Kabinett, Auslese, and Spatlese. Should find something pleasant that don't pack quite the ass-kicking.

Pretty much, yeah. Impurities is what does it.

But. . . but. . . it's totally vegan! Surely no good Lib (is there such a thing?) could possibly object. Kevin Vickers might, though. Nazi.

Well, the people wearing fruit on their heads (I call 'em the "Canadian Carmen Mirandas" might avoid you.

Yep, little envelope, select "Start a conversation." Make sure to spell "Tecumsehsbones" right. No spaces, no apostrophe. Thanks.

True. The right only attacks the Capitol in packs. Or rather, herds.

Yeah, but that's just the fourth furlong. Though I must say, she certainly looks the part!

"MOP?" Let me guess. . . Most Offensive Player?

OK. . . you think Biden, the President of the United States, is "challenging the Presidency." Did your mother drink a lot when she was pregnant with you?

Good point. Fightin' juice can be tougher to take when ya get older and the arthritics kick in. . .

Sorry about taking you from 0 to 60 (100 km) so fast, this early in the morning. But hey, I'm sure it's good for you. Builds strong bones n' teeth or something. Seriously, could you PM me your nom de plume? I'd like to buy one of your books.

Spike it with some Canadian whiskey. That's an OUTRAGE! all by itself.

"Us people" have a marked tendency toward straight and black.

French jeans. A travesty! What part of "Levi Strauss" says "French" to you? It's a damn OUTRAGE, I tells ya!

On behalf of redheads, carrot-tops, and gingers everywhere, I take exception to that comment, sir! He's as fake-blond as your typical Hollywood wannabe starlet! The man's 77. Is there any doubt his "natural" hair colour is white?