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The Wikipedia article actually isn't clear. Perhaps the Poilievres were related to his (sixteen-year-old, unmarried) mother (they also adopted his brother), or perhaps they gave him a new name. Wouldn't it just be safer to vote for Hamish MacDougal?

You're right. Pierre Marcel Poilievre soonds lak a guid Scottish name tae me!

It's in his Froggy DNA. Blood will tell, old boy.

How does one go about assassinating a dungheap?

Bullshit. They've had ministers in Scotland for centuries!

Joking equally aside, it's Borussia Dortmund. Bayer Leverkusen is already a lock to be the Bundesliga champion, after an 11-year run of Bayern Munchen championships.

Is he mad that Prince Harry fucked off from Tottenham Hotspur to play for Bayern Munchen?

Stupidity, shit design and maintenance, or Ukrainian action?

Dude, if Canada is your biggest problem, your life is basically one big-ass umbrella drink!

Yeah, I was surprised that he compared the Biden administration to his own favorite government.

It's your own fault. Shoulda been more careful in your selection of parents.

I understand exactly what Nut n' Yahoo is trying to do. It's even do-able. Just not by him. Boy has no follow-through.

The Guess Who knew what they were talking about.

Wait. . . y'all have a whole TOWN named for pussy? We call that "Vegas."

Absolutely. It's hell on Earth. Worse'n the Black Hole of Calcutta.

Maybe that's what we need. . . the Department of Comedy. Or up there, I guess you'd call it Jokes Canada. Shades of the famous Monty Python sketch about the weaponization of the funniest joke in history, that caused people to literally die laughing when they heard it.

Why would that stop it? You know they'll all miss. "They shouldn't have set their phasers to 'Miss'." --Crow T. Robot, MST3K

I'm sure the health insurance companies will be spamming him in 3. . .2. . .1. . .

Feliz Drinko de Mayo!

So. . . you would have been OK with a nuclear attack? I doubt it. We're still arguing over what deep, dark, money-stuffed pockets scripted and carried out the American Revolution. See, if you start from "It's all a Great Big CONSPIRA-CEEEEE!, you gotta automatically discount everything but...