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I've had run-ins at Canadian Tire in the past. Every time I ended up moonwalking out of the store with both guns blazing. Their automotive department clerks are all sketchy.

In case you weren't aware, in Canada you can go to your local Library and they will print out and laminate a small wallet-size vaccine passport for you for free. You only need your Health Card so they can retrieve the information that you were double vaxxed. And you do not need a Library card...

I needed a headlight bulb for my car. I was too lazy to fix it myself so i went to the Garage figuring I'd be in and out in 20 minutes to the tune of around 30 bucks. I explained the issue to the young mechanic at the depot to which he replied... "Oh! That model of car?? I'll need to take off...

But if I was pressed to choose a female Bond, I'd probably go with Megan Fox.

We don't need a female Bond...or a gay Batman and Robin...or a bisexual Superman. The majority of people are not LGBTQ. Why are so many outlets pandering to this group? What is there to gain from all of this nonsense?

Pretty soon they'll be taxing fresh air. Oops! Already done. I inflated my car tire at the Gas Station recently and the machine charged me $1.50...yup....for fresh air!

Total equity is to Communism as Climate change is to Global warming Both the terms Communism and Global warming were tarnished, so the new talking points were changed to make the agenda more palatable.

Aahh...the old 'I thought I was only smuggling exotic fruit' alibi. And exactly at what point are we supposed to feel sorry for these two drug traffickers?

Well...I got a real 'hoot' out of this one for sure. I sent my Lullaby to an outfit in Nashville called SongWritersMusicGroup. This was their critique of my tune... "We think your song has “Hit” song potential and we feel a lot of people will be able to relate to this song if properly...

Transcript from your last Escort Service?

Er, Jin... I have to back Serryah on this one. after perusing this thread. You kinda just pulled a blatant accusatory lie out of your ass and presented it as sound fact. Just sayin...

Jerry Seinfeld had the best take on Superman. Clarke Kent puts on the glasses, and everyone is baffled and can't figure out he is really Superman. "THESE ARE INVESTIGATIVE REPORTERS FCS!!" lol!

Hah! My elderly Mom said the same thing..."Oh my, this song is making me very sleepy." lol! I'm in the circles of musicians, so I'll try to get a keyboard arrangement to back up the tune and then I'll repost the new track on this thread.

So I already posted a version of this Lullaby I wrote called 'Go to Sleep' on this website. I recently recorded a new version of the ballad with an updated bridge. My guitar is a little sketchy and the vocals are a bit juiced, but I'd like your opinions on this track just the same. The birth...

My father sent me a postcard which read..."Son, you should never run away from your problems."

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I'M a ROCKET MAN!!

I don't find this thread to be funny at all. Just recently I sat my immediate family down and broke the news. After 55 years of living a lie, I'm now going to be my true self and i am identifying as a house plant. From now on, you can all address me as 'Fern'. Thank you for your...

My young teenage daughters were distressed that Instagram was down. I told them...."You know what i had when I was your age? Do ya!? BALL IN A CUP!!! !

Hey Dudes and Dudettes! It's Flame Out here! What a gnarley thread!!! Smokin weed is the best thing I ever did. Righteous!! I haven't worked in 30 years. In fact, I consider rolling my joints...licking them...then smokin them to be a triathlon! I use the envelopes from my welfare. cheques to...