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  1. Hoof Hearted

    Now you need a 3rd dose of Vaccine.

    "Typical 'vaccine hesitant' person is a 42-year-old Ontario woman who votes Liberal: Abacus polling" A Karen no doubt.
  2. Hoof Hearted

    Two years into the Trudeau 2.0 Minority Term, which day will Justin call the election that only he wants?

    Justin has always been more Margaret than Pierre...an airhead stoner with a good hairline.
  3. Hoof Hearted

    Two years into the Trudeau 2.0 Minority Term, which day will Justin call the election that only he wants?

    Trudeau will win again...because he's just SO DAMNED DREAMY-LOOKING!!
  4. Hoof Hearted

    Earth is now trapping ‘unprecedented’ amount of heat, Nasa finds

    That's the face my wife makes when she catches me drinking out of the milk carton.
  5. Hoof Hearted

    Now you need a 3rd dose of Vaccine.

    "What if I want a smaller penis and smaller THC tits?" Because I believe most guys want longer shlongs...while most women want bigger knockers.
  6. Hoof Hearted

    Now you need a 3rd dose of Vaccine.

    The Government should just tell people that the vaccine makes your penis longer, and women's boobs bigger. Then everyone would get on board and get the shots.
  7. Hoof Hearted

    The Last Time the Globe Warmed

    "Saggy titted eco-lesbian." I've said this before. How come in porn, both lesbian gals are beautiful...but in real life one is okay looking, but the other always looks like Bruno Gerussi.
  8. Hoof Hearted

    Talkin Bout My Generation

    I'm Generation X raising Generation Z. I think they should name babies born during the pandemic, "Generation Q"...for quarantine.
  9. Hoof Hearted

    Toronto Housing Protest: We're fighting for better, cheaper housing!

    Post-Covid-19 most everyone who can will remain working from home, I believe. There will be a ton of dormant office buildings which will be converted into rental units to ease the burden on low income families.
  10. Hoof Hearted

    Tokyo Olympics

    Lazy Millennials watching the Olympics can't figure out why the runners don't just take an Uber for the 100 meter dash.
  11. Hoof Hearted

    Canadians likely to be targeted by foreign actors in next election, cyber agency says

    *At the Polling Station* "Free coffee for everyone who votes for The Cartel!"
  12. Hoof Hearted

    How much of the universe will god suffer losing to Satan?

    How come the question is always, "How could a God allow so much starvation, disaster and misery in this world?" But the opposite is never mentioned..."How could The Devil allow me to enjoy this beautiful sunset, the birth of my children...etc. Eh? Huh??
  13. Hoof Hearted

    Canadians likely to be targeted by foreign actors in next election, cyber agency says

    "Canadians likely to be targeted by foreign actors in next election?" So you're telling me if Juan Valdez and his donkey show up at my polling station, I should be just a tad suspicious?
  14. Hoof Hearted

    End the Lockdown

    ^ Good thing those two aren't English teachers.
  15. Hoof Hearted

    The Tim Horton's Office Hero

    Every now and then I get stuck in the Timmy's Drive-Thru behind The Office Hero. You all know that guy. The dude who orders 9 different coffees for everyone in his Office. Shirley from Accounting wants a double/ double. Bob from Marketing wants a steeped tea with two milks only. Freida from...
  16. Hoof Hearted

    Best Intentions Gone Horribly Wrong

    The Jesus Light Switch
  17. Hoof Hearted

    CDC Withdraws Fraudulent PCR Tests.

    I knew Bat Boy. He was my friend. And you sir, are no Bat Boy.
  18. Hoof Hearted

    Terrorists Love Apple Pie-Faced U.S. Presidents

    There was very little monkey business under Nixon, Ford, Johnson, Trump...etc...because they were mean looking and unpredictable. Different story under Carter, Reagan, Clinton, Obama and both the Bush Presidencies. So now we have Biden, who needs an Acorn Stairlift to come down and appear on a...
  19. Hoof Hearted

    Ottawa's Owe Train to Nowhere

    Most everyone who can work from home are going to continue to stay just doing that, I believe. This billion dollar Ottawa Light Rail Transit fiasco will become the biggest white elephant in the city's history. I predict the Ottawa core will become like Detroit over the next few years...
  20. Hoof Hearted

    Canada's New Governor General Designate

    A crash test dummy would be better than that last tyrant hairbag GG.