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    Kim Jong Il: I’m an Internet expert

    I can only imagine what the hermit dictator looks at while he browses the web. ;) http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21147701/ Kim Jong Il: I’m an Internet expert Ordinary North Korean citizens banned from using Web, cell phones North Korean Leader Kim Jong-Il (L) talks with South Korean President...
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    aye aye cap'n... hookers it is.

    those poor teenagers... :roll: http://www.canada.com/nationalpost/news/story.html?id=a7bc5b1e-5ff9-4b50-af04-7cd7153d87ad&k=40707 Officer lands cadets in red light district Alleged that he paid for services of prostitutes Melissa Leong, National Post Published: Thursday...
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    Eh1Eh for president of Mongolia

    This thread is dedicated to one our our fearless forums members; Eh1eh, now a canditate for CEO of Mongolia. I will start the story off, i will need everyone's help to finish it though Eh1Eh started out his life as a simple boy, unspoiled by today's luxuries. EH1Eh was one of the original...
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    K-Mark shenanigans

    If I had enough time on my hands I would probably do something similar to Walmart. Maybe we can convince Doc to do a couple of these 8-) http://www.gilaizen.com/images/kmart.gif
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    DocDred, you're Fired!

    Dear Dr.Dred This thread is to inform you that you have been fired from your duties as Goat Brothel-Cabana Boy. The reason for your termination is as follows: Gross Violation of employees Theft of Intellectual Property ie: theft of Durka's Lonely Goat Planet Guide. Harassment of customers...
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    Soldiers wish politicians would embed with them

    I think that would be a great idea; have politicians embed with troops in war zones, they can see first hand how their progress is coming along... http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/meast/09/10/iraq.soldiers/index.html Soldiers wish politicians would embed with them...
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    Feast Like a Cannibal at the Human Banquet

    Only in Japan... http://inventorspot.com/articles/cannibal_banquet_pushes_limits_d_6619 Feast Like a Cannibal at the Human Banquet by Steve Levenstein, September 04, 2007 Shouldn't there be an apple in her mouth? Just...
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    Top 10 Wackiest Conspiracy Theories

    Damn reptilians! http://weirdworldstuff.blogspot.com/2007/08/top-10-wackiest-conspiracy-theories.html Top 10 Wackiest Conspiracy Theories Dinosauroid-like Alien Reptiles are dominating the World Christine Fitzgerald, a confidante of...
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    my new game... Bioshock

    Here is my new addiction; the game is called Bioshock. This game is a first person shooter with RPG elements and it has some very unique features not usually seen in this sort of game. Besides the guns, which there is plenty of, you can inject your self with Plasmids which allow you to harness...
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    Woman Burns Penis Of Dozing Ex-Spouse

    Hell hath no fury like a woman setting your package on fire http://www.themoscowtimes.com/stories/2007/08/22/016.html Woman Burns Penis Of Dozing Ex-Spouse By David Nowak Staff Writer A woman in southeastern Moscow...
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    Man robs store with Vibrator.

    I bet this guys girlfriend isn't too pleased with him. "Honey... where is my plastic tower of pleasure? Sorry babe, I used it as a concealed weapon while robbing a convenience store." http://www.guardian.co.uk/crime/article/0,,2152787,00.html?gusrc=rss&feed=networkfront Robber jailed for...
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    Meat Drinks

    Combining my two favourite things in life... booze and meat.:occasion5: http://www.onmylist.com/category/food_drink/Meat_Drinks_1 Introduction Drinks are good. Meat is good. Combining meat and drinks together? Now that's just rad as hell! Know any other good meat oriented drinks...
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    Turn a flashlight into a handheld burning laser

    I think I might consider building one of these, I have about 5-6 cd/dvd roms I could dismantle to facilitate building one. Video instructions@URL http://lifehacker.com/software/diy/turn-a-flashlight-into-a-handheld-burning-laser-287252.php Turn a flashlight into a handheld burning laser...
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    Fred Phelps at it again...

    Apparently homosexuals are the cause of the bridge collapse recently in Minnesota, according to Fred. This guy amazes me, he attributes just about any tragedy in the US to homosexuals... I think he should be sent to Gitmo for a decade or two...
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    Health Care System fails impatient- Transgendered man, man cuts his package off.

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007360723,00.html Builder loses nuts and bolts By JAMIE PYATT August 09, 2007 BUILDING boss Howard Shelley carried out the ultimate DIY...
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    Cat House

    Pretty clean place considering there is 130 cats living in it. http://englishrussia.com/?p=1199
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    Anti-Porn PSA From the 1960s…

    http://www.ludzer.com/2007/07/22/anti-porn-psa-from-the-1960s/ Pretty funny.
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    Cheney to be in charge during Bush colonoscopy

    http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/07/20/bush.colonoscopy/index.html I wonder what corporation they will find in GWB's backend?
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    Bizarre skin condition

    http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/2007/03/missionary_enco.html#more Follow the link... very bizarre.
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    Tobacco-Flavored Condoms, Party In Your Mouth

    Oh my, I think I might import these into Canada. Tobacco-Flavored Condoms, Party In Your Mouth In order to promote safe sex among India's prostitutes, Hindustan Latex Ltd has developed "paan-flavored" condoms—making a man's...cigar...resemble the tasty Indian treat...