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    No Jail Time For Man Arrested In Captain America Costume

    Now, I can understand the costume but why the hell would you keep a burrito in your pants? http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/13657347/detail.html No Jail Time For Man Arrested In Captain America Costume POSTED: 6:12 pm EDT July 10, 2007 BERVARD COUNTY, Fla. -- The Brevard County doctor who...
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    Reservist fighting his fifth war call-up

    A long article, but worth reading. Reservist fighting his fifth war call-up After serving in Afghanistan and three times in Iraq, an Army Reserve sergeant from Port St. Lucie recoiled at still another deployment. BY AMY...
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    Eat my eyes

    I am a cracker, eat my eyes like a hungry immigrant. Mayo and hot sauce are my selling point, I am a hot dog vendor, meat is my beat.
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    Top 10 Things Canada gave tech

    http://theinquirer.net/default.aspx?article=40832 The INQUIRER Top 10 Things Canada gave tech From Delrina to DAAMIT By Martin Veitch: Friday 06 July 2007, 12:19 O CANADA! It's the second-biggest country in the world by land size with plenty enough room to...
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    LOL, courtesy of the 700 club.

    This sounds like a made-for-TV movie.... http://www.cbn.com/700club/features/Amazing/Jeff_Harshbarger032006.aspx Jeff Harshbarger: The Devil Inside By Dan Reany The 700 Club CBN.com...
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    McDonald's Refuses To Serve Woman With No Hands

    Wow, anyone who can eat McDonald's with their feet should get it for free, in my opinion. http://cbs2chicago.com/watercooler/watercooler_story_184031037.html McDonald's Refuses To Serve Woman With No Hands (CBS) ROCKFORD, Ill. A genetic syndrome has left Illinois resident Dawn Larson...
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    Chinese villagers eat dinosaur bones

    I would not want to taste this soup... http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070704/ap_on_fe_st/china_dinosaur_medicine;_ylt=AsSv_zyk7K8erAIkngA01m6s0NUE Chinese villagers eat dinosaur bones BEIJING - Villagers in central China dug up a ton of dinosaur bones and boiled them in soup or...
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    Sherborn teen charged with bestiality

    Sheep always seem to be on the receiving end of messed-up individuals desires. http://www.metrowestdailynews.com/homepage/x1578449844 Sherborn - A Sherborn teen was charged yesterday with having sex with sheep at a farm near his home, and police reports suggest the encounters...
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    Refrigerator acted as makeshift cat coffin

    http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=upiUPI-20070620-082138-7907R&show_article=1 Refrigerator acted as makeshift cat coffin...
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    Microsoft:-- Scams

    People, Today I had the pleasure of having my second x-box 360 die on me. I originally purchased my 360 in March of 06 and it broke down in 02/26/07, Microsoft replaced that unit with a refurb which I have had since the middle of March. Today, while trying to watch a movie, the unit locked...
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    Cpl Rodney Wilson: 150th British soldier killed in Iraq War

    It's a shame your fine soldiers have been wasted in that war....
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    So dead here...

    Have all the CC posters gone into hibernation lately? This forum is extra quiet for a Friday night, what's going on?
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    Porn dominates Saudi mobile use

    I think the UN needs to send in an emergency airlift of Hustler and Penthouse to the porn starved Saudi youth. Forcing them to watch porn on cell phone displays is cruel and unusual punishment. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/low/middle_east/6592123.stm Up to 70% of files exchanged between Saudi...
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    Man cuts off his own penis in busy restaurant

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/story/0,,2064406,00.html Man cuts off his own penis in busy restaurant Staff and agencies Tuesday April 24, 2007 Guardian Unlimited Zizzi, the restaurant in central London where a man chopped off his penis in front...
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    Dear Durka:

    This thread is for asking Mr.Durka for advice on all of lifes trials and tribulations. Mr.Durka has studied side by side with the Jo-Jo Psychic Alliance. Please feel free to address your fictional problem and situations to me. If you are not satisfied with my answers, you can consult my middle...
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    Conservtaive MP want ISP's licensed and offensive material blocked.

    Sigh... Good luck with cleaning up the "internet" Joy. http://www.michaelgeist.ca/content/view/1884/125/ Conservative MP Introduces 'Clean Internet Act' PDF...
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    Name your Favourites!

    CanCon folks, name you favourite bands here. I'll Start it off with: Queens of the Stone Age The Arcade Fire Foo Fighters Nirvana Dr. Dre Snoop System of a Down Joy Division Iggy Pop Weezer Smashing Pumpkins Rage against the machine Beatsie Boys Just to name a few.
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    Zooming in on Darfur: Google teams up with Holocaust Museum

    This is an interesting use of Google Maps & technology in general, hopefuly it will spur the UN to actually do something in Sudan. http://news.monstersandcritics.com/africa/news/article_1290108.php/Zooming_in_on_Darfur_Google_teams_up_with_Holocaust_Museum Washington - Internet users...
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    too many video games for you sir

    I can't say I have ever thought of wearing a diaper during a drawn out video game session. lol Diaper Wearing Gears Of War Players Shut Down Tournament Posted in What The ? by Klink on the March 21st, 2007 Fort Collins C.O.(FP)-Saturday a large underground video game tournament...
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    Behold the mighty mullet

    http://www.tribune-georgian.com/articles/2007/03/09/news/top_stories/1topstory3.9.txt?1 Not a reward I would be proud of. This kid is going to have issues down the road, comparisons to Joe Dirt are inevitable...