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I'm going with "Canadians are stupid."

Used to be.

Let me walk you through this real slow, so you can follow. You're trying to prove DC is high-crime by saying I carry wherever permitted. But it's not permitted in DC, so carry laws are irrelevant to whether I feel safe there or not. Did your mom drink a lot when she was pregnant with you?

I can't carry in DC. So, nice try, but fail.

That's kinda redundant. Is there such a thing as a non-treasonous traitor?

Maybe some people who aren't whiny fantasists reflect on what happened last time some states decided to leave.

Sure you can. Just declare Westernesse the REAL Canada, demand that the capital be Moose Balls, Saskabertatoba, and whine like a basset hound with PMS that that everything east of Winnipeg is obligated to find a new name and flag.

Violent crime is at 30-year lows in DC.

So. . . your lack of loyalty to your country is all their fault? You sound like one of them "the Sahth we-ull rahz agin!" morons.

The one I remember most clearly was a couple of decades back, when a pair of women, frustrated by the women's-room queue at Texas Stadium, went into the men's. Some Rhodes scholar cops arrested them. When it got to court, the judge noted the provisions of the Civil Rights Act, and told the DA...

I'd suggest that the basic "real Canadian" qualification would be "If you're a real Canadian, you don't want to secede from Canada."

Well, they have that in common with the U.S. Army.

They have, a couple of times. The judges wisely dismissed the cases.

On the upside, all indications are that Trump got a "Satisfactory" on his performance review from his boss.

Well, that solves the whole "fingernail clippers/water bottles/skateboards in the cabin" problem. . .

Well, those two pictures pretty much encapsulate the decline of the U.S.

Please don't take my comment above as any sort of endorsement of the "banned" list. Seems to me they developed the list by getting half a dozen people together, getting 'em good and stoned, and having them come up with items for the list.

See? It's all CANADA's fault!

He fucked up. Trump can't pardon state crimes. You'll note Dipshit Donny hasn't had word one to say about it.

You can't fill a skateboard with nitroglycerine.