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See, THAT's yer problem! No Natty Bo in Canaduh. Functional alcoholics have to pay full fare.

Nothing new. They looked stupid long before this latest kerfuffle. I take it your foolproof solution starts with "Sheeeit! All ya gotta do is. . .", n'est-ce pas?

They tried to send armoured drones, but they were too heavy to get air. . .

You're all property. Anyone who says different is selling something.

Gave rise to the first rueful "Man, you won't BELIEVE what I shagged last night!" story.

I presume they know what happens to queers in Palestine. Which is why they're in Ottawa.

Spot on. Northwest and the U Street corridor are what we used to call "yuppie" areas. . . predominantly White, professional, and well-off. Southeast, aka Anacostia, is predominantly Black and Brown, and poor. I imagine that for many DC Guardsmen, they've lived their entire lives in DC, and...

You should see a doctor about that. And quit sucking off Republicans.

Three fuckin' peanut-butter sandwiches in a sack $1.50. Cheap motel, $100. There, I just saved you 325 bucks. Oh, yeah. Get the cheap beer. Better yet, a flask down yer shorts. That's another 195.

Poofters or Pals?

Worse than most, too. Still, he's a much better fit for Fuehrer of the mouth-breathing morons of America than a well-educated, thrice-married New York real estate speculator.

Welcome to the Trump administration.

What's that in real money?

Y'know, I could go for a tall stack o' flapjacks right about now. . .

Makes sense. Makes the gullible Albertans who fell for Hoaxid-19 pay for their foolish fantasies.

Squire. (nudge-nudge, wink-wink)

Ya think? The wealthy always have food, prepared and presented in tasty, appealing dishes, no matter how many are starving.

Falafel.

You misspelled "Mountain Jew."

Christian baby au jus! On a stick or in a bun! With your choice of condom-mints and a side salad!