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  1. Hoof Hearted

    Life's Like That

    It's funny... You're own childhood seems to last forever, but when you have kids of your own their youth just flies by in the blink of an eye. Seems I remember just like last week bringing home the two newborns...and now they're sassy, techno-whizzy, wonderful little teenagers. I think once...
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    Woman Gives Presidential Motorcade the Finger Loses Job

    https://www.thestar.com/news/world/2017/11/06/woman-who-gave-finger-to-trump-motorcade-gets-fired-from-job-says-id-do-it-again.html
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    Peter Appleyard/ Bob Ross

    Can't remember how many times as a youth i stumbled home tanked after a Saturday night party at 2 in the morning...only to turn the television on to CBC and watch this... gQAFJFGsTHQ Then I'd wake up hungover and watch Bob Ross... They say your childhood environment shapes your adult...
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    Sarah Huckabee Sanders Called 'Chunky Soccer Mom'

    Sarah Huckabee Sanders Called 'Chunky Soccer Mom' in Body-Shaming 'LA Times' Op-Ed Why isn't anybody allowed to tell the truth anymore? The writer of the Op-Ed piece was right. But the shiftless hypocrites of Twitter have just shamed him into apologizing. Our own Premier of Ontario looks like...
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    Climate Barbie Blows a Gasket

    Environment Minister Catherine McKenna Calls Out Rebel Reporter For Using 'Climate Barbie' But apparently it's just fine and dandy for the bigot Minister to mock and dismiss those who don't quite believe that climate change is man-made. Add our bigot hairbag Governor General to the mix, and...
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    Our Salty Governor General Julie Payette

    https://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/canada/in-what-universe-is-it-appropriate-for-a-governor-general-to-deride-people-for-their-beliefs-urback/ar-AAuoEJc?li=AAggNb9&ocid=mailsignout She mocks climate change deniers...people who believe in alternative medicine...people who read horoscopes...and...
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    Face Transplant Recipient Thankful

    Face transplant survivor says his operation was worth it | Daily Mail Online I've mentioned this before... I'd never donate my face for transplant. I owe so many people so much money, the poor guy who got my new face would never get a moment's peace.
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    I understand Weinstein's favourite magician is David Cop-a-Feel.

    I wrote this joke 2 weeks ago on the Weinstein thread, and now it's making Headline news around the globe...being attributed to George Bush Sr. It was a complete rip-off off my original joke. Don't tell me people don't read or follow this site! ;)
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    A 'Cult of Victimhood' is Afoot

    Any guy who played a drunken game of 'grab-ass' at a party in his 20's is at risk. It's all over the Media since the Weinstein allegations. Nobody is safe from specious accusations. Men are losing their jobs and reputations left and right. Is it now viewed as virtuous to claim you're a victim...
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    Dude in Scary Clown Mask

    So I'm picking up Hon with the kids at the Bus stop when this 6 foot 1 dude saunters by all dressed in white wearing a frightening clown mask. He scared the Hell out of my young daughters. I decide to follow him as he approaches two young skateboarders. I called the Police right away on my cell...
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    Adware Tracking Cookies

    My SuperAntiSpyware keeps showing me hundreds of Adware Tracking Cookies on my computer. I delete them and a day later I get hundreds more. Is it this site that is causing this? I have no clue. Anybody else experiencing this as well?
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    Post Your Fave Duet

    I always loved this one. But I've always felt the song should have been titled 'Something Silly' instead of 'Something Stupid'. As a songwriter myself, I just feel that the word 'stupid' comes across as a bit harsh...the word 'silly' would have stood the test of time much better in my opinion...
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    Fatherhood

    BOOM! All of a sudden I've got these two little girl's eyes staring up at me! They're 13 years old now, and when I pick them up at school they still run to me and give me big hugs and kisses...in front of their classmates. I know it won't always be like this, so I'm just enjoying the moments...
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    6 Million Lotto Prize in Limbo

    $6.1M Lotto 6/49 prize in limbo after couple splits
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    Disqus Breach

    Got an email about a breach with Disqus. They told me to change my password which I did. Anybody else know anything about this and what it means?
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    Men's 1970's Fashion

    How come it hasn't made a comeback yet? Can you say "Chick Magnet"?
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    Remember Lasorda vs. Youppi?

    pmzeK6oAtkk Man, those Expos gave us a lot of fun times! And who could forget the Expo Anthem? ZjinbyfuuHA
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    Designated Ugly Fat Friend

    Sophie Gregoire looks like a DUFF next to Ivanka. When I was young, I used to kinda look like Brad Pitt on crack. Now sadly, I just look like crack. It's why I never get my picture taken with 20 somethings...they make me look twice as old as I actually am.
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    Disposable Income Went South in the Mid 1990's

    Companies stopped caring about their employee's livelihoods and started bean counting. Back in the day, from 1989 to 1996 I made $19.00 per hour in a warehouse working part-time. I had 2 cars...an old 70's Summer convertible and a little Chevette for the Winter. I lived and rented in a large...