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  1. Hoof Hearted

    Happy Thanksgiving Weekend!

    ...to all of you on this forum!! :)
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    Want the Job? Keep It Simple, Folks!

    Heard an Employment Expert on the radio the other day... Said one day he had lunch with a potential hire. The woman had a sparkling resume...solid references...and was easy on the eyes as well. She really seemed to be the whole package. However, when the waitress asked, "Care for drinks to...
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    R.I.P. Tom Petty

    I'm assuming this isn't fake news... I was always kinda hit and miss with this Artist, but no doubt he was a force in the industry. http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/tom-petty-dead-dies-death-latest-cause-age-life-career-music-heartbreakers-a7979696.html Ummm...
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    Edmonton Terror Attack

    Officer injured in suspected terror attack in Edmonton | CTV News
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    Fabulous Study! AI Can Predict If You Are Gay Or Straight From a Photograph

    AI can tell if people are gay or straight with one photo of their face
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    He Just Hit Me in the Face!!

    Remember that pile of crap lie by Rebel's hysterically biased reporter, Sheila Gunn? Conditional discharge for man who admitted threatening Rebel Media staffer | Reb
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    Soaring Gas Prices At The Pump

    Yeah... A sheik wakes up overseas and bruises his balls on the bedpost so gas prices in Canadian cities skyrocket. Collusion much?
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    Just Getting to Know All of You

    As most of you probably know by now I have schizophrenia... I've had a few posters PM me and ask how I'm doing. That's wonderful! But lately, when we have come to disagreements on certain issues, the comments have become, "The Loony is off his meds" or "The voices are telling him to write...
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    Thanks LBGTQ Community

    ...for hijacking the Rainbow symbol. My young daughter loves rainbow colors, but she just told me she won't be wearing them on her school bag because the other kids will think she's a lesbian. Thanks a bunch for corrupting the mind of an innocent young girl. I hope your organization is...
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    The Actor Who Played B.J. Hunnicut on MASH Caused 911

    I'm schizophrenic and connect random dots... But I'm quite sure of my theory on this one. The final episode of MASH was the most watched in television history. Pop culture has always dictated current events. Before that bearded, fairy socialist character named B.J., every president was...
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    My Daughter- "Daddy, What is Porn?"

    She asked me in the backseat of the car. She just turned 13. After about ten seconds of hemming and hawing, I finally managed to cheep... Me: "Well. Porn is when people film themselves being intimate together, and then sell it for other people to watch." Daughter: "Oh! Do YOU ever watch...
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    No On-Line Presence? Ya fired!

    Apparently many companies won't hire you if they can't find you on Social Media... https://www.cnbc.com/2017/08/18/more-than-half-of-employers-wont-hire-someone-they-cant-find-online.html
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    Three Chord Magic

    Teaching my little girls this song on guitar... I just love the simplicity of it. It's so damn catchy, I never tire of hearing it. There's so many great songs written around just a few simple chords. People who never took up an instrument don't realize this. 68MKLkNSMN4
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    Is life Pointless Without Children?

    My kids have gone away on holiday for 2 weeks... I'm so bored I've been having staring contests with my cat, and making balloon animals out of my genitals.
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    A Lesson For the Millennials

    For those Millennials who want it all right now... I was down and out in the mid-90's. I saw an ad in the paper for a 'driver wanted' to collect donations for the local Firefighters Association. It was like 8 bucks an hour, but I took it. After that 3 week stint, I then had "Worked For...
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    Sex Robots

    https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2017/jul/05/sex-robots-promise-revolutionary-service-but-also-risks-says-study Hmmm... My only question. Do you use Vaseline, or WD-40? ;)
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    I'm Paying to Get Punched in the Face

    I don't have time to set up a Teepee at 2am on a Wednesday morning. I have to be up at 6am for work. I don't have time to march in a Black Lives Matter Parade or an LBGT Protest at noon on a Friday. I'm at work. All of these loonies from these fringe groups are either 'spokespersons' or...
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    New Voter Criteria

    How about if you're able-bodied and of sound mind and you haven't worked in over a year...you forfeit your right to vote. This would stop the shiftless parasites in this country from electing disastrous governments like the Wynne administration. Thoughts?
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    Trump Posts Mock Video of Him Beating Up CNN

    Presidential Knockout: Trump Tweets Video of Himself Beating Up 'CNN' | Fox News Insider Funny? Unpresidential? Weird? All of the Above?
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    Today's Youth

    So full of conviction...so bereft of independent thought. They've all been taught from Elementary School, that tolerance is a virtue. But with free speech, comes dissent. And this is where the confusion arises. They view 'dissent' as intolerance...and so they finger-point, lash out and...