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"Quadraplegic blind black indian." No... A quadraplegic, sight-challenged, African American, indigenous person.

I think Peppermint Patty was the first cartoon lesbian. And perhaps Jane Hathaway from The Beverley Hillbillies was the first on television.

I dunno. Robin is a young man who wears tights and rides shotgun in a billionaire's fancy car. Should we be that surprised?

I'm not gay, but personally I think this is a FABULOUS direction to take the Comic Strip!! Toodles for now!!

"Typical 'vaccine hesitant' person is a 42-year-old Ontario woman who votes Liberal: Abacus polling" A Karen no doubt.

Justin has always been more Margaret than Pierre...an airhead stoner with a good hairline.

Trudeau will win again...because he's just SO DAMNED DREAMY-LOOKING!!

That's the face my wife makes when she catches me drinking out of the milk carton.

"What if I want a smaller penis and smaller THC tits?" Because I believe most guys want longer shlongs...while most women want bigger knockers.

The Government should just tell people that the vaccine makes your penis longer, and women's boobs bigger. Then everyone would get on board and get the shots.

"Saggy titted eco-lesbian." I've said this before. How come in porn, both lesbian gals are beautiful...but in real life one is okay looking, but the other always looks like Bruno Gerussi.

I'm Generation X raising Generation Z. I think they should name babies born during the pandemic, "Generation Q"...for quarantine.

Post-Covid-19 most everyone who can will remain working from home, I believe. There will be a ton of dormant office buildings which will be converted into rental units to ease the burden on low income families.

Lazy Millennials watching the Olympics can't figure out why the runners don't just take an Uber for the 100 meter dash.

*At the Polling Station* "Free coffee for everyone who votes for The Cartel!"

How come the question is always, "How could a God allow so much starvation, disaster and misery in this world?" But the opposite is never mentioned..."How could The Devil allow me to enjoy this beautiful sunset, the birth of my children...etc. Eh? Huh??

"Canadians likely to be targeted by foreign actors in next election?" So you're telling me if Juan Valdez and his donkey show up at my polling station, I should be just a tad suspicious?

^ Good thing those two aren't English teachers.

Every now and then I get stuck in the Timmy's Drive-Thru behind The Office Hero. You all know that guy. The dude who orders 9 different coffees for everyone in his Office. Shirley from Accounting wants a double/ double. Bob from Marketing wants a steeped tea with two milks only. Freida from...

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