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People only identify with a certain group to get perks. I mean, when is the last time you heard of someone self-identifying as a used car salesman?

I'm Irish. I'm a card carrying member of the Dial-a-Bottle booze delivery service.

I truly am half Scottish/ half Irish. So my joke has always been that I'm a cheap drunk. Not politically correct mind you, but if you can't laugh at yourself every now and then, then you might as well just be an American.

It really is a bit bizarre, though. You self-identify as 'non-binary'...not belonging to either gender, which is impossible by the way...and everyone is tickety-boo with it all. But if you self-identify as an indigenous person, people run naked into the streets throwing grenades and drinking...

"I acknowledge the pain experienced by Indigenous Peoples as a result of this matter... Strong's statement said. "The university has serious concerns with the additional information revealed in Dr. Bourassa's responses to the media and with the harm that this information may be causing...

Q: What's 10 feet long and has 14 teeth? A: The dinner table at BOOMer's family reunion.

My French wife told me a funny story tonight. She said when she was young, she heard Bonnie Tyler's song "It's a Heartache" on the radio and thought to herself... Why is this woman singing about a hard egg? lol! Another beauty... A Radio DJ in my city related a story where a guy phoned the...

I remember years ago i told this lame joke I made up on another website. This woman decided to clinically break down my joke. She goes... "Well, then. A Baker's Dozen is always 13 so the Colonel should have recruited 13 pastry chefs!" I replied..."No. The 12 pastry chefs PLUS Jack Baker...

It's set during the War. Colonel Jack Baker recruits 12 pastry chefs to go into battle with him. The title of my film? "Baker's Dozen"

Nah. My friend's brother had the full reverse monty done. Hell I flew him to Quebec City for the surgery. If you'd have seen him even as a kid the first thought in your head would probably have been, "That poor bugger should have been born a girl". It's the ones that keep their junk while...

I dunno man. For a website full of supposedly straight middle age males, there seems to be an awful lot of talk about penises, balls and ass. Just sayin'...

Right up there with this gem...

It was former Cabinet Minister David Dingwall.

An oldie but a goody...

Er... I Believe Hi (is in) Order? That's the best i could come up with. :)

My buddy and I came up with an acronym to describe a hot woman...so if we're out and about we can say it out loud and she won't know what we mean. IBHO. (I'd Bend Her Over) Oh well, at least it's harmless and discreet.

The bisexual theme song should be...'Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.'

"they don’t even know if they want in the face or ass" It's a shame your mother didn't have the same idea...you never would've been around to start this obtuse thread.