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Yeah! Rights and liberties should never be striped! Polka-dots forever!

Roland the headless Thompson gunner Norway's bravest son They can still see his headless body stalking through the night In the muzzle flash of Roland's Thompson gun --Warren Zevon

Nope. Thet thar, good buddy, is an honest-to-Jesus Twue Bewiever. Take a picture to show the kids. Plenty of 'em on the "other" side too. And don't be so mean to True Dope's ilk. He's a nice ungulate, quiet and unassuming. Ain't his fault who his owner is.

Thank you for your contribution.

Sounds reasonable to me, not that you do, or should, give a rap what I find reasonable.

So, PM material or what?

Absolutely. There's no way in hell (ok, maybe that's giving in more than it deserves. Let's make it "There's no way in heck") this should be in the papers at all. But since it is, I decided to treat it as a "teachable moment." I assume you're not a Black American. Is that correct? If not...

Near as I can tell, being mayor of Left Buttock, ON don't grant immunity from the criminal law. Treat him like you would anybody else in his situation. That's why they put "neither fear nor favour" in oaths. You listening, True Dope?

Won't somebody PLEASE think of the poor Canadian holiday-makers?!?!?!

I doubt you would understand the significance of "back of the plane for the convenience of Whites" to a Black American. Nope, for once I'm not just bashing you. Various groups have different reactions to things. Jewish people tend to react badly to Nazi jokes. You're unlikely to get a...

That's what she said.

Gotta get all them Jewish Nazis outta Ukraine. . .

Yep, he fumbled a word. But he didn't wander all over the damn landscape without ever finishing a sentence, like Your Own Personal ADD Jesus.

Yep, I have every confidence. And when the old dog gets blind and weird, it's time to do the merciful thing. Remembering it fondly don't mean you have to support it now.

Ordinarily, I'd say "Meh, read a summary of the speech tomorrow." But this one's bidding fair to be interesting, what with a bit of a kerfuffle with the Ukes." Plus, it'll give y'all a raft of material to piss and moan about!

If it's of interest to anybody on the board right now, Biden will give his annual State of the Union address to Congress starting in ten minutes. Should be much more interesting than usual. I imagine his speechwriters have been going nuts revising it over the last few days. Readily available...

Or possibly he has a pianis. . .

Not nearly as good as the French putain. . .

They'll be bringing in some bearded, brawny guys who go 6'4" or better?