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I feel sorry for the kids. Yep, OK, done with that. Hammer 'em.

Zelensky. A TV comedian. Who'da thunk it? Still, a guy who plays piano with his junk has unexplored depths. . .

Stare down the barrel of a gun long enough, and eventually dawn breaks over Marblehead.

Fixed that fer ya, amigo. And yeah, I've eaten most everything for breakfast. And other times.

And some old grouch saying "Can't!"

Yep. You ain't gonna be any good to anybody if you're on a ventilator (or just flat on your back for a week or two).

For you? Nothing. Poor you.

Oh, harry, you so CRAAAAAAZY!

See? Bad reason, good thing! Take the win, folks.

Were jobs lost due to the Great Depression and then returned "not gains?" We had six million more jobs on Dec. 31, 2021 than we had on Jan. 1, 2021. Deal with it.

Yep, if you do a good thing for a questionable reason, that don't make it any less a good thing.

120 bucks? Who cares? I got me ten million coming in from a deposed African dictator's son! Any day now. . .

Yep. Just don't pay it no mind cuz I know they're lying. But a good, fully-furnished MAGA! bubble requires denying the veracity of the same sources of stats you use to bash Biden. Government figures on inflation? Cast-iron truth. Government figures on GDP growth? Lies, all LIIIIEEEEES!

Uh-oh. The hot Ukrainian chicks have joined the fight! You're toast, Vlad. Might as well accept it, empty out your wallet, and go home sadder but wiser.

Butthurtgasm.

Both. But I don't deny reality if it don't fit my desires. I leave that to you and the other fine folk down to the state hospital.

Good to have you back, gerryh. You do get the ball rolling.

I've been thinking of prescribing electro-shock therapy.

Can't fix stupid, Serryah.

IF we get involved in a military kinda way, I think our best option is to join with Zelensky in declaring Ukraine a no-fly zone, as in "we'll shoot down anything in the airspace." Air Force out of Poland and the airedales off the Harry Truman (which, by itself, is the fourth-largest air force...