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That's the system. Bloody silly. One's highest-earning years should be at the beginning of one's career. That's when one has the highest expenses: student loans to pay, a house to buy, kids. Pay should then taper off, maybe 1% per year, until you're done. The only beneficiary of the...

Someone once said "It both looks and sounds as though one is holding a cat under one's arm, crushing it in one's grip whilst biting the tail."

I imagine not getting the joke is a daily occurrence for x-meat. "Many people don't know this, but the Irish invented the bagpipes. We gave them to the Scots and to this day they still haven't figured out the joke." --Former Maryland Governor and O'Malley's March guitarist and singer Martin...

It's certainly no flaw to be unaware of the obscure history of failed rebellions in foreign countries. Directing the trucks is at least as complex, and more useful.

Spud.

Works for me, cuz upsetting the good burghers of Ottawa is exactly the same as hostile foreigners killing 3000 people and causing hundreds of billions of dollars worth of damage.

Sorry as well. I recently got into a very fun argument over that. The Confederacy had three flags, none of which were the flag on top of the General Lee, nor even close (I call it the Traitor's Cross). A square version of the Traitor's Cross was the battle banner of some of the armies of the...

Yep. I'm American. My ancestry is 1/4 Shawnee, 1/4 Irish, and half who-knows (probably Native). Don't matter. My passport says I'm American and my "white card" says I'm Shawnee. All either of them gives me that you don't have is the right to vote in national and tribal elections. One of...

Klan flag, but I get your drift.

Can't fix stupid, petros.

We have that myth here too. I want my damn checks!

Sorry. When you're in the middle of a shitstorm, sometimes it's hard to keep track of every turd that falls.

I really liked the way he went seamlessly from a cute little ditty about kids farting in the tub to a freaking anthem! Small wonder he won Britain's Got Talent.

Still waiting for my damn flying car. . .

Please. . . don't give us a list of your favourite lubricants. I'm BEGGING ya here!

Just for you, Mo. . .

That ain't whinin', boy! That there's rumbling! Like my big ol' twuck! OK, it's kinda a high-pitched rumbling. . .

How long before they say the twuck boys were Russian agents?

Lot of it has to do with the U.S. stopping all avocado shipments from Mexico. They've become so desperate they're smuggling in avocados in the cocaine shipments.

If it's that important to you, you have my permission to shove it.