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The one person on CanCon capable of understanding an analogy (and apparently aware of the requirements for a street-legal automobile). Well done, sir.

It appears that the Canadian Forces have been having some difficulty with their issued equipment. Particularly the zippers on their pants.

Long as you wear a seat belt. And your muffler ain't too noisy. You can kill 'em, just not disturb their naps.

Yes, I'm saying you have no rights. Not "passengers" generically, you personally. The person who signs on here as IdRatherBeSkiing.

Maybe if he repents some more. . .

Well, except we already have that, and we still have huge numbers of texting-while-driving deaths. Cuz people are stupid.

Tighty whitey righties are in denial about beer guts.

You're not. Trust me. But feel free to whatabout. It seems to be what passes for logical argumentation in Canaduh.

Funny you should bring that up. Are you allowed to drive a Formula One racer on the streets of Moose Jaw or whereverthefuck you live?

Your brilliant satire has cut me to the quick. I may never recover. "It's like being savaged by a dead sheep." --Denis Healy

This one time, at band camp. . .

In his desperate attempt to Save The ARs, Jinentonix has brought up a serious problem. He only did it to Save The ARs, and I don't for a second think he gives two shits about the dangers of texting while driving, but it is a societal problem which has technological and regulatory solutions. We...

But only societal problems cause mass shootings. We know cuz you said so. Back in the civil rights days, the city of Birmingham, Alabama came to be known as "Bombingham" because the Klan was blowing up so much stuff. What did we do? We strictly regulated possession of dynamite. Did it stop...

Your point is to whatabout. Because that's all you've got. Because you cannot come up with one. . . single. . . legitimate civilian use for a weapon that can put over 100 rounds downrange in less than a minute. Except, of course, the clear, present, and common danger of. . . feral hogs!

Whatabout the whatabout? Whatabout the kids killed by drunk drivers? You don't care, obviously. You're perfectly happy to have someone at three times the legal limit blasting down the road. Who cares, move along and whine about texting, right?

As opposed, of course, to your fine example of a fact-filled, carefully-considered, and well-reasoned response.

Apparently Britain, France, Germany, Australia, New Zealand, Canada, Japan, Finland, and Italy don't have societal problems.

In my various travels around Canada, I've met two people who weren't fluent in English. One in NB, one in Quebec. Both of 'em were old. This ain't about languages. It's about dividing the country into "us" and "them," and everybody who falls for it is either stupid or making money/power off...

Of course not. They're true blue and never, ever do anything wrong.

First part, true. Second part, don't know about up yonder, but hereabouts personal health information privacy only applies to health-care providers and insurance companies.