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Another genius decided to pet the KYOOOT WIDDLE BUFFALO! in Yellowstone. Gored. Thrown ten feet. No word on survival.

Listen. . . they've had ideas about "hardening" schools at least since Columbine. You know why they don't work? Because they don't get implemented. Pro-death politicians babble about spending billions for super-high-tech, maximum-security lockdown gear, and won't pony up a few thousand bucks...

Nah, Scottish waste-disposal regulations. . . "Ye cannabin that, laddie! Ye must put it in the recycle! The BLUE box, ye ken?"

I called for a halt to this round, so I'll give you the last word.

I'm at home. Oh, wait. . . I see what you did there. Yep, gotta get up pretty early in the morning to fool ol' Tecumsehsbones. . .

Yep, changing "in case of" to "in the event of" in line 437 of the proposed Omnibus Crisis Bill (C-somethingorother) will fix everything! We're saved! Thanks, Prime Mover Truedough!

Of course they have! I've heard 'em! Why, Michael J. Fox alone has spoken many times. We have video!

Well, ya can't say he ain't expert at misinformation and disinformation. . .

It's funny that it's Texas, which periodically (by which I mean "whenever a Democrat is in the White House") threatens to secede cuz they don't like or trust the gol-dang gummint in Wash'tin. And when the rough, tough, rootin' tootin' Real Americans of the One-Star State faced the dread horror...

Screw the dead kids and teachers. We got our retirement to protect! Still. . . "multiple law enforcement sources tell ABC News." We've already seen the reliability and accuracy of Texas law enforcement sources, so take it with a block of salt.

Stupid planets!

Some states have the same rules. For example, a ball-and-powder revolver isn't considered a "firearm" in many states. Our laws are pretty much the same. See the Clint Eastwood movie Pale Rider for some good video on ball-and-powder revolvers. Or YouTube if ya don't have a couple of hours.

Can y'all IMAGINE what the ghouls will pay for Ramos's AR-15 when the cops auction it off? I can imagine how much of that money will go to the victims and their families. None of it.

Well, "Texas police" is a less reliable source than the crazy guy shouting on the street corner.

Still is in many religions.

Nah, that ain't misogynistic. That's kinky.

True. Public opinion is the important part. Who cares about children's lives?

You need to be more like America. Down here, police departments auction off seized weapons.

I think we've sucked all the fun outta this one that was in it. Let's move on. Proposed topic: Justin Trudeau: fucking imbecile or evil fascist, and is it possible to be both?