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Y'all have an income tax?

An 11-cent rise and you'd be whining like a whipped pup.

They think it's high-sterical to "own the libs." Until one of their buddies does a little murder on their behalf. Then it's "Aww, we was jest funnin'. He shouldn'ta oughta done that."

I was thinking more of that fine lady's clients.

Cool. Thanks.

Kelly had too much black and not enough green, I guess.

I have little doubt our resident gay-bashers will take great joy in his, and Matthew Shepard's, deaths.

Think x-meat might get the memo?

Still not a city. Keep digging.

I don't suppose getting a job occurred to him?

Yeah, pretend you're not a MAGAhat, coward.

Not a city. Nice try though.

And you'll lick up anything he misses.

Ah, fork it. There's no forking city called "the forks.' Forking moron forkslave is a forking moron. Forking idiot can't even read a forking map.

OK, murder 'em back. Why the hell not? Forget about civilization and all that frustrating stuff, let's get to killin'!

Oh dear. How could their socio-economic position possibly be better?

You're America's outhouse. The lower level.

Hey, I thought you believed in Gawd Guns & Guts, boy.

I hear there's gonna be another Twuck Tantwum in Ottawa. Fine by me. The Twucktards have a right to protest, and any Ottawan who feels that her or his life is in danger from a spittle flecked Twucktard has the right to shoot it.

I guess all the Forkers just said "Fork it."