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Meh, national emergencies are all we have anymore. Just like calling people names is murder.

Indeed. The last visibly-bald elected President was Eisenhower (Ford wasn't elected). (The last bald President was (is) Biden, but we're politely declining to mention his rug, or implants, or whatever). It's probably no coincidence that the first televised Presidential debate was in the 1960...

Well. . . I'm sure it seemed like months to the lastingly traumatized.

But he has nice hair!

Oh. . . you think a future government will apply these measures only in identical circumstances. That's so CUTE!

Be assured that any measures the Liberals & Co. take against the Twuck Tantwum will be used as precedent for a future government doing the same to leftish protests.

O (part of) Canada! Our home and native soil True Western love And tons of dirty oil

Makes sense. Bouncy castles are dangerous. And loud horns can cause hearing problems and lingering trauma. Help me out here, I forgot. Is it "lingering trauma" or "lasting trauma?" Trying to be all correct in my current terminology for "whimpering butthurt."

So. . . censor it?

They aren't the only ones. . .

Holding Canada in its merciless iron grip, if the usual suspects are to be believed.

OK, I'll mark you down as "can't answer the fucking question."

I'm figuring it'll see me into my grave from sheer inertia. We have a $21 trillion GDP. China has 2/3 of that, Japan 1/4, and nobody else is in the ballpark. Over time, meh, empires fall. Faster and faster with each successive one, it seems.

Or possibly a one-eyed one-horned flying purple people eater.

Sounds good. Or I guess we could drive around and around (and around and around) the Washington Beltway at six bucks a gallon. My body, my choice! (Her body, my choice.)

Good. Bureaucraps deserve it.

You got the "next week news" package? That musta cost ya!

Biden did it. With Trudeau's help.

Damn that Trudeau, causing incredible inflation in Israel!

Makes sense. The fact that you've had consensual sex in the past, and therefore could not have been sexually assaulted, is like saying if you've ever boxed or wrestled or done martial arts in the past means you couldn't have been physically assaulted.