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Putin can end it with four words. . . "About face! Forward march!"

Seriously? Y'all fixing to launch a War on Hate?

Just this once (well, a few other times as well) I'll give Trump a little bit of credit. He totally hosed it up with his bizarre, homoerotic rhapsodizing about Kim, but I've always felt that refusing to talk with a recognized head of state or government is counter-productive and just plain...

Nobody proposed "cancelling" him, however the hell that would be accomplished. He shot off his mouth and now he's getting the pushback. Calling a fucking disgusting piece of shit a fucking disgusting piece of shit isn't "cancelling" anything. It's exercising the freedom of speech you claim to...

"We hub outta Atlanta." An airline flight agent who suggested, when I wanted to go from Washington to Columbus, Ohio, that I might want to connect in Atlanta rather than Pittsburgh.

Not really the polar opposite, the exact same damn thing. Just a different holy book.

You don't have at least a little gold, you're gonna find out about God's economy pretty damn quick.

So. . . still dead, looks like.

Nonsense. Cunts are wonderful. I'd say True Dope, if he must be compared to a body part, is an appendix. Useless most of the time, actively dangerous when not useless, and a real good idea to cut it out and throw it in the trash.

Sounds like Canada, and to some extent I can't really get a fix on the provinces, are suffering two problems: one structural or systemic, and one of overregulation, by which I mean the government trying to do things a government in a Western country shouldn't do, at least not by fiat.

Wait. . . so the Canadian term for getting beaten to death by the jail goons is "an intervention?"

They do get a lot braver when they get too old to serve.

Funny how the Spirit of Gawd has led followers to so many damnfool and downright vicious deeds.

Well, all walruses (walri?) are rare, but some are rarer than others, like the legendary Three-Tusked Walrus.

Was that a rare sighting of a walrus, or a sighting of a rare walrus? Do try to be a bit more clear.

But we're WISER! I'd trade the much-vaunted wisdom for not hurting so bad mornings. Why do I wake up with new pains? All I did was SLEEP, dammit!

So. . . fair to say you're dealing with a false god?

It's very environmentally friendly. Just think of all the rolls of 1970s upholstery fabric that woulda just been trashed without darling Viv!

Look on the bright side. . . True Dope'll increase spending to ensure the tax hike doesn't reduce the deficit.

I guess she didn't listen the first time.