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Would it be OK if they were real boobs?

Couldn't hurt.

Of course! They're not Real Canadians!

The kids in the middle would be expelled for flashing "gang signs" over here. Well, the Black one anyhow.

"Reuse is 100% recycling." --Dilbert

Yep. And make it "long ladder, short rope." Ammo's expensive.

Hmm. . . don't know that it's come up. Courts'd have to rule on it. "How long can you tread water?" Or in this case, air.

Or maybe he looks like he's holding it up for the camera, while Vlod gestures to it for the camera.

Been doing it for decades. Took no harm from it so far.

That actually is "cruel and unusual punishment," forbidden by international and U.S. law. That's why they kick 'em out of jail.

Or until the government kicks you out of prison to avoid paying the medical costs associated with advancing age, like they do down hereabouts.

It's a pleasant notion that people who committed particularly heinous or shocking crimes are beaten, abused, or murdered by other prisoners. I've never seen evidence to support the proposition. And without such evidence, I decline to trust the story that the righteous, upstanding population of...

In the NFL, they do the lobotomy after you get in.

Specially on land, I'd imagine.

NFL's even better. Kinda hard to get in, mind.

Wind turbines. On Mars. No kidding. That's NASA's latest brainwave.

Yeah, but what was her average speed? Please give the answer in furlongs per fortnight or some equally useful measurement.

Been a while. Is Bat-boy still haunting the caves of hillbilly country?

"Faith is believing what you know damn well ain't true." --I think it was Mark Twain

In case any Yanks or Brits ask, I make that 56 miles per U.S. gallon. Not bad.