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Beam me up, Scotty. There's no intelligent life down here.

That ain't racism, that's two assholes sorting out who's the bigger asshole.

The Interstate Commerce Commission is after Putin? For what, overloading his rail cars?

There's video. NB: It's "bated breath" (bated means "held" or "stopped") unless your breath smells like bait.

The Academy rejected the species name Vulpus assus maximus.

Bombers and ICBMs'd be over the Pole. So would medium-range missiles targetting Germany and France.

It's illegal to pay hush money out of campaign funds.

Maybe he likes True Dope just as much as y'all do.

Yer OK. They'd have to cross Alaska to get to you. As long as Trump's in Moron-Lardo, ya got nothing to worry about.

When did the U.S., Democrats or otherwise, send immigrants to Rwanda?

Why the hell not? They have college courses in Star Wars. This is why we can't have nice things (unless the Chinese or the Indians design and build them for us).

"Filthy English ka-niggit!" --Monty Python

Good start. Now ban all the other social media apps.

Wait. . . your shining moral example is. . . Germany? Sieg heil, baby!

Be very afraid, Moosie!

It's a welcome break from the hysteria about "Chinese interference."

Snoop would be fun.

Pretty sure the road back is an impossible dream.

And I apprethiate your rethpect. Therryah is thometimes a bit over the top even for me, but she's basically right. If it's OK to be heteronormative to the point of insanity with monly mons and beauty pageants sexualizing five-year-olds, it's OK for LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ people to let their freak...