You've survived here since 2005? This place is the worst example of Canadian culture and intellect that I've ever witnessed. I'm here still however.
And you're American? That's wonderful. About 300 million of my best neighbours are American. And America is on her stride still, stronger than ever, and dragging the world with her, albeit kicking and screaming.
For America's next trick, a woman or a black president would do nicely. You say you're already on that?