do you think God will smoke pot with me in heaven ? I would love to get stoned and have a serious discussion with the guy about all kinds of topics like about noahs ark his flood
where is your god
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No. I think there is no god, no heaven, no hell, they're all human inventions and have nothing to do with reality. When you die, you're gone, that's the end for you, there's nothing after that.
like whats up with bringing 2 of everything in the ark? did they really have to bring lions or snakes
obviously there the enemy of mankind and to bring them on the boat would be just pure idiocy
obviously there the enemy of mankind and to bring them on the boat would be just pure idiocy
Uh, what do you mean, Unf? That none of us are really here? That maybe we are actually in our Heaven or Hell as such and are non-living bodies that just continue to do what we do by what we think is our choice but is actually our directive by a higher power? Hmmm, very interesting theory especially since I always thought I would go to Heaven. Guess I was wrong.
Where's my god?
If he/she is Catholic then he/she is playing bingo, the first Casino for God....
If he/she is a Protestant he/she is downplaying the hanging of negroes as public entertainment prior to the American Revolution.....
If he/she is a Moslem, he's in Ft. Lauderdale getting lessons on how to fly a plane...not land or taxi or take off....just fly around....
If he/she is a Jew, he/she is running a fund raiser to build another monument to the Jewish genocide...
They're all busy.....
Please leave your message at the tone and god will get back to you......
If he/she is Catholic then he/she is playing bingo, the first Casino for God....
If he/she is a Protestant he/she is downplaying the hanging of negroes as public entertainment prior to the American Revolution.....
If he/she is a Moslem, he's in Ft. Lauderdale getting lessons on how to fly a plane...not land or taxi or take off....just fly around....
If he/she is a Jew, he/she is running a fund raiser to build another monument to the Jewish genocide...
They're all busy.....
Please leave your message at the tone and god will get back to you......
Well that would be true if this whole experiment were about mankind. But it's not about 1 creature. No 1 creature can live with out the other.
And besides, I like snakes and lions, and scorpions, and tarantula's, and cheetahs. Glad they were invited.
I soooooo knew Durka was going to say where his god was! I guess that makes me psychic! Yay me!
Ive yet to see any evidence that one can survive his/her own death . Stop for a second and contemplate the sheer stupidity of this position . You and I Know that the entire mode of human perception is processed in the brain . That being said it only stands to reason that if the brain our only way of sensing the world around us dies , we cease to exist .
I really don't think you should be worried about heaven or what goes on there , but don't take my world for it spend a weekend afternoon reading about the origins of the concepts of hell and heaven. It;s not an original idea and it's about as stupid as reincarnation .
I really don't think you should be worried about heaven or what goes on there , but don't take my world for it spend a weekend afternoon reading about the origins of the concepts of hell and heaven. It;s not an original idea and it's about as stupid as reincarnation .
Noah could have left the flippin' WASPS and Black Widows behind - would have suited me fine... :lol:
I could do without mosquitoes too. On the other hand, we'll never know if Noah missed some critters, the evidence is all gone, so who knows what major horrors we might have to deal with if it hadn't all been wiped out and restarted with whatever managed to get to the Ark?
Well, I wouldn't call unicorns a major horror, in fact that's a critter we could use. Apparently a touch of the horn will heal any injury, but it has to be on a live one, and they're very elusive, capturable only by female virgins, which are probably pretty scarce beyond a certain age. I was thinking more about things like tyrannosaurs and velociraptors or perhaps something even worse that we haven't discovered any remains of yet. You've seen highway signs like "Watch for deer, next 10 km?" How about if it said "Watch for horribleosaurs...?"