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Twila

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hmmmm, more then us, it would seem...so... is this famous case a Bobbit case?
 
shadowshiv

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#juan said:
11 measly stitches to re-attach organ.....That sounds like a pretty good cut but not a re-attachment. I once read that in a famous re-attachment in the last few years it took 50 or 60 stitches just to re-connect one of the major blood vessels. The nerves had to be stitched back together as well....What do I know?...:smile:;-)
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Maybe the poor fellow was cursed with an exceptionally small penis, and all it took was 11 stitches?;-)
 
DurkaDurka

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Doc, why don't use you just get out the shop-vac and pull the nut out of it's hiding spot... you might even get some pleasure from the procedure. :)
 
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triedit said:
Now there's a fashion statement.
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really!8O
So like there's hope if i duct tape the thing....

durka the doc did that exact procedure....He brought the cute receptionist in to teach her a lesson too!
She held the other nut so when he vaccumed the thing it wouldn't go back in....

All in all i'm going to reread the thread tonight so i can go to doc's tommorrow...man thank god it's all free
 
karrie

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hermanntrude said:
I shudder to think of the removal of the duct tape. At least stitches come off easily... crikey... owch
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Hubby's had his face derma-bonded back together after an unfortunate incident. That'd be the way to go. You can't even see a scar. :lol:
 
Tonington

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karrie said:
Hubby's had his face derma-bonded back together after an unfortunate incident. That'd be the way to go. You can't even see a scar. :lol:
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We just started some nutraceutical-type research at my school this year, seems that's the way aquaculture research is headed these days. We're growing starfish, and removing the lymph from their circulatory system. Wacky and weird stuff, starfish blood is lymph, but without the components we would normally associate with our own lymph. This stuff has amazing potential for just this type of topic. I doubt the penis would grow back like a starfish arm, but the incision could heal very nicely with this stuff.
 
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Tonington said:
We just started some nutraceutical-type research at my school this year, seems that's the way aquaculture research is headed these days. We're growing starfish, and removing the lymph from their circulatory system. Wacky and weird stuff, starfish blood is lymph, but without the components we would normally associate with our own lymph. This stuff has amazing potential for just this type of topic. I doubt the penis would grow back like a starfish arm, but the incision could heal very nicely with this stuff.
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ya wanna rub some on my circumscision and see what happens...where do you want to meet up...starbucks has nice washrooms and we could sit around for awhile and wait till something happens....how long do you have to hold onto my member for the procedure to work....will it work better if i'm erect
 
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Umm, nursing care aint my thang, but perhaps I could sell ya some, after we get the kinks ironed out. Cheaper if you don't mind the kink ;)
 
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