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[DurkaDurka]

That sir, was Michael Buble.... brush up on your Canadian trivia Durka!

well, he looks like Harry Connick dammit.

 

[Twila]

I think we may need to start a CanCon dictionary.

We have Yarbols (we know what those are)
I heard Crimble - don't know what that is...

There's a gazillion more floating around this forum...

 

[shadowshiv]

don't be adding ad-lib erotica to this thread, you filthy cretin! lol

Heh-heh-heh!:lol:

 

[shadowshiv]

Is anyone going to say something about this?

No, because Curio would come visit me and kick my yarbols!8O;-)

 

[Twila]

No, because Curio would come visit me and kick my yarbols!

Do your yarbols hand low, can you toss them to and fro, can you tie them in a knot can you tie them in a bow...

 

[karrie]

Is anyone going to say something about this?

*slaps forehead* how did we miss that!?

 

[shadowshiv]

Do your yarbols hand low, can you toss them to and fro, can you tie them in a knot can you tie them in a bow...

Yes to all of the above.;-)

 

[DurkaDurka]

Shadow, you must be into Yarbol stretching then, I suggest you hang 75lbs plates from your sac, it will resemble jabba the hut in no time.

 

[Twila]

Can you swing them over your shoulder like a constipated soldier? (yeah I know that's not the right word,but it makes more sense then the real words)

 

[shadowshiv]

Shadow, you must be into Yarbol stretching then, I suggest you hang 75lbs plates from your sac, it will resemble jabba the hut in no time.

Don't you remember? I have a 10lb sword already.;-)

 

[karrie]

Shadow, you must be into Yarbol stretching then, I suggest you hang 75lbs plates from your sac, it will resemble jabba the hut in no time.

that or they will look like this.... *this link removed by moderation team due to excessive crudeness and gore, and the way it made us cross our legs and wince*.... ha!

 

[shadowshiv]

Can you swing them over your shoulder like a constipated shoulder? (yeah I know that's not the right word,but it makes more sense then the real words)

Now that would just be freaky.;-)

 

[DurkaDurka]

Don't you remember? I have a 10lb sword already.;-)

True, sounds like you twig and berries will be aligned with the next full moon. Them, you may dip your lance into the pool of everlasting manhood and become one with your sword, holding the world ransom with your girth.

 

[Twila]

Maybe a poll is in order...on whether big balls are attractive? I"m going to vote no on this one.

 

[DurkaDurka]

Maybe a poll is in order...on whether big balls are attractive? I"m going to vote no on this one.

I don't think there is anything really attractive bout em either. They do make nice tea bags though...

 

[Twila]

They do make nice tea bags though...

ewww, hairy scrotal sweat tea..NO THANK YOU... I shall pass on this cupa

 

[DurkaDurka]

ewww, hairy scrotal sweat tea..NO THANK YOU... I shall pass on this cupa

LMAO... it's tea au natural.

 

[Twila]

it's tea au natural.

I'd suggest the name "Sasquatch brew" if your going to mass market it.

 

[lone wolf]

Tongue that touches yarbol shall never touch mine....

Wolf

 

[daisygirl]

Oh my! Something tells me that you're not taling about tea bags to make tea, are you?