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[hermanntrude]

the space needle :0)

do you have any more explicit pictures of your avatar character?

 

[karrie]

no. she's just a floating head.

can I get a job in alberta?

 

[eh1eh]

because any other peak would be sheer insanity and cause a tear in space time.

If you caused a tear in space time, what would you sew it up with?

Steven Hawkings diaper of course.

Why am I insane?

P.S. Sorry had to do this one. Your's is really good Herm. Space needle and the diaper as a patch. LOL

 

[eh1eh]

no. she's just a floating head.

can I get a job in alberta?

If you're oilly enough.

Why am I still insane?

 

[gc]

If you're oilly enough.

Why am I still insane?

Because you've made too many posts on Canadian Content - once you reach 1,000 posts you are certifiable.

Why is it the faster you go the longer you wait?

 

[DaSleeper]

Because you've made too many posts on Canadian Content - once you reach 1,000 posts you are certifiable.

Why is it the faster you go the longer you wait?

Because it conforms to the theory of relativity....

If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like?

 

[hermanntrude]

exactly the same, but we'd sit the other way round

what is a mushroom for?

 

[karrie]

mushrooms are for nuclear warfare.

is it still called drywall if it's been waterdamaged?

 

[DaSleeper]

mushrooms are for nuclear warfare.

is it still called drywall if it's been waterdamaged?

If I have to repair it I call it a mess


What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

 

[gc]

If I have to repair it I call it a mess


What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

You would be 3/4 dead. After the first time, you would be half dead and half alive. After the second, you would lose half your life again, leaving you with 1/4 of a life.

Why do commercials always try to be funny, but fail at it miserably?

 

[daisygirl]

You would be 3/4 dead. After the first time, you would be half dead and half alive. After the second, you would lose half your life again, leaving you with 1/4 of a life.

Why do commercials always try to be funny, but fail at it miserably?

OMG, is that what they're trying to do? I can't understand half of them. I had to watch that commercial for yogurt I don't know how many times before I realized that the kids weren't supposed to look old...which didn't make sense. They were meant to look like Einstein and therefore be smart. Dumb commercial!

Why didn't Prison Break change its name after all the main characters broke out of jail and were out of jail for an entire season?

 

[DaSleeper]

OMG, is that what they're trying to do? I can't understand half of them. I had to watch that commercial for yogurt I don't know how many times before I realized that the kids weren't supposed to look old...which didn't make sense. They were meant to look like Einstein and therefore be smart. Dumb commercial!

Why didn't Prison Break change its name after all the main characters broke out of jail and were out of jail for an entire season?

If a commercial confuses you....think what reruns of Prison Break could do.....with a different name...........

What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?

 

[eh1eh]

It goes into overtime.

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

 

[gc]

It goes into overtime.

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

He was mad that the dish ran away with the spoon.

Why did the dish run away with the spoon?

 

[Tonington]

Why did the dish run away with the spoon?

Because the cow hadn't returned yet.

How did the dish and spoon make their getaway?

 

[gc]

Because the cow hadn't returned yet.

How did the dish and spoon make their getaway?

They had some help from the knife and fork.

How many pages will this thread reach?

 

[Tonington]

How many pages will this thread reach?

At least 11.

How many stupid questions can we think of?

 

[Outta here]

At least 11.

How many stupid questions can we think of?

Apparently your question is moot as there are no stupid questions......

Therefore, it would follow that the real question is...

How many inquisitive idiots can we lure to this thread?

 

[Dreadful Nonsense]

Apparently your question is moot as there are no stupid questions......

Therefore, it would follow that the real question is...

How many inquisitive idiots can we lure to this thread?

We are limited to the same ones who keep coming back.

Why do we not call it arm bacon or leg bacon , why back bacon.

 

[Dreadful Nonsense]

lol..i thought i just got hacked.....i did not see the lightbulb pic in zan's post...my comp does that sometimes....and i replied and this pic showed up ...and like i thought the mad anarchist just got me....