I bought some silver the other day...

[Tecumsehsbones]

For apocalyptic barter you want jewelry. 925 silver.

How about for apocalyptic be-bop?

 

[Tecumsehsbones]

What’s the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer riding a motorcycle? The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.

Or "The vacuum sucks less."

 

[petros]

How about for apocalyptic be-bop?

Jazz is the devil's music.

 

[Tecumsehsbones]

Devil's got some cool tunes. Beats hell outta listening to drunk assholes belt out Christmas carols.

 

[petros]

Devil's got some cool tunes. Beats hell outta listening to drunk assholes belt out Christmas carols.

Then why go to meetings on Christmas? Just phone your sponsor.