Conspiracy Theory - Trump Assasination

[Retired_Can_Soldier]

So let's for a moment suspend reality and entertain the idea of conspiracy theories.
This isn't a serious thread, so lighten up and float your crazy.

Here's mine.

Thomas Crook was a true believer and sacrificed himself so that Donald Trump would win the election.
His family is in it up to their chins, both mom and dad sacrificed their son to save America.

What's yours?

 

[Tecumsehsbones]

So let's for a moment suspend reality and entertain the idea of conspiracy theories.
This isn't a serious thread, so lighten up and float your crazy.

Here's mine.

Thomas Crook was a true believer and sacrificed himself so that Donald Trump would win the election.
His family is in it up to their chins, both mom and dad sacrificed their son to save America.

What's yours?

Biden ordered the hit. Isn't it obvious?

Hell, why not? He has immunity.

 

[Hoof Hearted]

I blame Big Oil...Big Pharma...and the breakup of Sha Na Na.

 

[Tecumsehsbones]

I blame Big Oil...Big Pharma...and the breakup of Sha Na Na.

Wait. . . Sha Na Na broke up?

Well. . . shit.

 

[Hoof Hearted]

Watch at your own peril. This really is cringeworthy stuff.

 

[Taxslave2]

Hillary ordered the hit. However, due to declining donations she was forced to go with the lowest bidder.

 

[petros]

He looks like he sucks the glass dick. Meth head.

 

[harrylee]

The Secret Service fucked up.....Bigly

 

[harrylee]